*friends locked, screened away from the public*

[princess_uke]

Right, so, um... In case you were wondering, um, I, too have, um...uh... boobies.

Oh no! I said a dirty word! T_T

Um, well, anyway, I'm kinda glad that I have female pop star friends who are thankfully keeping this a secret who have clothes I can borrow because I can't borrow Miss Yamadaira's clothes; she's only 41 kg (92 lbs)! I can't fit any of

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[narcisticmokuba]

What Katsuya? You have BOOBS?!?! Like real BOOBS? You know, girl BOOBS?!

[princess_uke]

Oh gosh! Don't put such dirty words into my journal!

[narcisticmokuba]

boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs boobs

[princess_uke]

STOP IIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!

[lil_bishie]

The baby is crying! She must be... h..hungry... oh my... um... her Mom was... b...breastfeeding, wasn't she?

I... I was very glad that my alien babies ate by absorbing heat through their hands. It... made things a lot less... um... weird.

[princess_uke]

I suppose, but...why is this happening?! I'm not the one who gave birth here!

[lil_bishie]

... but the one who did is... well... is a boy now right? And... and you are the daddy... I guess that means you're the mommy now?

I... I'm just thankful this whole energy thing the crazy sorcerer was talking about just affected something small like this... and... and not something big... like shorting out my pacemaker... Gosh... even Dr. Malouf is probably a woman...

[princess_uke]

Um...I think she is... Oh dear, you're right! I even have a paunch on my belly! T_T

Wait, this means that Mimiko-chan is a little boy, too! And...and...little Kimiko has a hot dog instead of a cheeseburger!

[evilsexmonkey]

Breast-feed the kid, or feed the kid some formula if you either can't or won't. I don't see what the big fucking deal is. As for the clothes... don't borrow if you're not willing to risk it getting dirty, duh.

[princess_uke]

You...you don't have to be so mean...! I didn't even know that ladies...um, did this...

[evilsexmonkey]

I don't see what's so mean about what I said. I assumed you had formula there before, since I got the kid a bottle of it that time I was visiting while the kid was with you. Also don't see what you could be so shocked about, unless the sex-ed you got was way different from what I did.

[princess_uke]

Actually, that wasn't really formula...

Um, and, I sort of....didn't take that class. I learned everything from Nee-chan...and then Mado-chan, years later.

[pink_tomboy]

I can't believe you, who is married, has a baby, and sleeps around still says the word 'boobies'.

[princess_uke]

I know what sleeping around means, and don't put dirty things in my journal!

[spell_master]

First, you need to relax.

I know you are very intelligent when it comes to young infants. You provided me with some sort of nourishment for Kafele when he was a living infant. I believe you called it 'formula.' So you must know where to find some.

And if not, there are ways to induce lactation through magical spells. It is... rather nauseating to think about, but I have needed to do it in the past, when Kafele and I were trapped at length in the shadow realm. If such a remedy is necessary, you can come by my shop.

[princess_uke]

Okay, okay. I know where to find formula, but...Miss Yamadaira is, well, insisting that she not use it until the baby is at least six months old. So, she, uh...lends me some of her, um...

Anyway, can you make me stop...leaking?!

[spell_master]

From where are you leaking?

[princess_uke]

...I think you already know.