Sammy's Rehab
After seeing last night's eppy, I just gotta say (without spoiling those who may not have seen it yet) how much Sam and Dean could use a hug. My arms are available any time. ;-)
And after reading an E!Online article that referenced the famous Amy Winehouse "Rehab" song, I got.... inspired. (I'm sure you guys can probably tell where this is heading....)
"Sammy's Rehab"
Dean tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been black but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the time and if Ruby thinks I'm fine
Dean tried to make me go to rehab but I won't go go go
I'd rather be on the road with my bro
I ain't got seventy days
Cause there's nothing
There's nothing you can teach me
That I can't learn from the "ho" *
I didn't get a lot in class
But I know it don't come in a flask
Dean tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been black but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the time and if Ruby thinks I'm fine
Dean tried to make me go to rehab but I won't go go go
Castiel said 'Why do you think you here'
I said 'I got no idea
I'm gonna, I'm gonna lose my brother
so I always keep demon blood near'
He said 'I just think you're depressed,
This me, 'yeah dude, and the rest'
Dean tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been black but when I come back you'll know know know
I don't ever wanna drink demon blood again
I just... ooh I just need a friend
I'm not gonna spend ten weeks
have everyone think I'm on the mend
It's not just my pride
It's just 'til these cravings subside
Dean tried to make me go to rehab but I said 'no, no, no'
Yes I've been black but when I come back you'll know know know
I ain't got the time and if Ruby thinks I'm fine
Dean tried to make me go to rehab but I won't go go go
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* I think this should be painfully obvious, but just in case, I meant Ruby, lol.