BOIFURENDO APPLICATION!!
I need a new boyfriend. ;__;
Fill out this application to be considered. :D
General:
~Name:
~Does your first name start with K? Does your last start with A?:
~Age:
~Sex: (Only GUYS, thank you. And if you're a boy in a girl's body… ew.)
About You:
~Do you play tennis?:
~Are you GOOD at tennis?:
~Are you the captain of your tennis team?:
~Do you have shiny hair?:
~Do you have any STD's? Will you agree to get tested just in case before we do anything together?:
~Do you seme?:
~Do you prefer an uke boyfriend?:
~Do you enjoy kissing, biting, groping, frotting, and/or playful poking?:
~Grape-flavored lube - y/n?:
~Describe yourself in further detail. Be as brief or long-winded as you want:
~Do you promise to be at least 99% monogamous and never to randomly fall in love with someone else?:
About Me:
~Do you think I'm pretty?:
~Tell me how pretty I am:
~What do you expect of me, if I become your boyfriend?:
~What is my cat's name?:
~Who will kick your ass at tennis - me or some other guy?:
Other:
~Say something SNARKY to me:
~IMPORTANT: Will you protect me from being murdered by Ootori Choutarou's HITMEN?!?!?!?
~Do you understand that by posting this application, you are agreeing to actually BE MY BOYFRIEND if I chose you?:
Whoever answers the most questions to my liking is my new boyfriend.
Arigatou~~~
Fill out this application to be considered. :D
General:
~Name:
~Does your first name start with K? Does your last start with A?:
~Age:
~Sex: (Only GUYS, thank you. And if you're a boy in a girl's body… ew.)
About You:
~Do you play tennis?:
~Are you GOOD at tennis?:
~Are you the captain of your tennis team?:
~Do you have shiny hair?:
~Do you have any STD's? Will you agree to get tested just in case before we do anything together?:
~Do you seme?:
~Do you prefer an uke boyfriend?:
~Do you enjoy kissing, biting, groping, frotting, and/or playful poking?:
~Grape-flavored lube - y/n?:
~Describe yourself in further detail. Be as brief or long-winded as you want:
~Do you promise to be at least 99% monogamous and never to randomly fall in love with someone else?:
About Me:
~Do you think I'm pretty?:
~Tell me how pretty I am:
~What do you expect of me, if I become your boyfriend?:
~What is my cat's name?:
~Who will kick your ass at tennis - me or some other guy?:
Other:
~Say something SNARKY to me:
~IMPORTANT: Will you protect me from being murdered by Ootori Choutarou's HITMEN?!?!?!?
~Do you understand that by posting this application, you are agreeing to actually BE MY BOYFRIEND if I chose you?:
Whoever answers the most questions to my liking is my new boyfriend.
Arigatou~~~