fic: Cake Catastrophe

[princeofwriting]

Title: Cake Catastophe
Author: princeofwriting, aka Echizen Ryoma
Rating: G
Summary: Tomo tries her hand at baking and gets unexpected results.
Notes: Written for rabu_ryoma_sama for her request, me and her and cake. Also written to distract myself from current events beyond my control. One more drabble to go.

Comments

[fsshuuukitty]

A+++++ ECHIZEN.

[princeofwriting]

That's a lot of +'s, Kaidoh-senpai...

[fsshuuukitty]

THEY ARE WELL DESERVED.

[princeofwriting]

Thanks...

[sexy_and_skorty]

I like cake, but not that kind.

[princeofwriting]

If it had been good cake I would've eaten it. Who rejects cake?

[sexy_and_skorty]

Only an idiot.

[princeofwriting]

Exactly.

[nfufufufu]

This was duller than a dry piece of toast. IT LACKED MARMITE.

[princeofwriting]

What's marmite.

[nfufufufu]

Uncultured goon.

[princeofwriting]

...the fic was lacking in uncultured goons? But Tomo and Horio were in it...

[heineysidekick]

I just ran your fic through the official Intellislash Quality Writing checklist, and your score was rather low. You obviously have no talent, and it appears that you are not as familiar with your canon as you should be. I'm afraid that I'm going to have to give you a thumbs down.

Don't worry, though! Even though I will probably mock your story in IM chats, I'm still going to continue to read your works in the hope that you will miraculously improve. After consulting the charts, I don't think it's very likely that that will happen, but I'd like to offer you my encouragement regardless, because not only am I an exceptionally nice and universally loved BNF, but I think that it's important to have stories like yours to remind us to be thankful for the quality fanfiction we recieve from other writers.

[princeofwriting]

...

Fuck off.

[heineysidekick]

I'm only trying to use my superior processing skills to your benefit. Self-awareness is vital to a happy and fulfilling life, and being the congenial BNF that I am, I'm trying to help you out.

[rabu_ryoma_sama]

But-

Ryoma-sama-

I-

I am GOOD at cooking. And Horio is DISGUSTING.

[princeofwriting]

It was your off day.

I know. You'd make a wonderful couple.