U~shishishi

[princeofknives]

Now that I've settled a little and met so many nice people I've realized an introduction is long past due. As such I'd like to formally introduce a number of you to my friend, Bel Junior. He's about so and so long, about yay wide, and he may seem lazy but he springs to life if you touch him

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[[this was actually my own thought process, 1/2]]

[yournewoverlord]

...What the hell is this Junor thi--

[yournewoverlord]

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Stay the hell away from me, you sick freak!

[princeofknives]

So I take it you don't want to pet him then? Oh well, he probably wouldn't like you anyway.

...Are you sure you don't want to at least see him? I could whip him out really quick.

[for_the_queen]

If you're referring to what I think you're referring, I must ask you desist. There are children here.

[princeofknives]

Children would ESPECIALLY love Bel Junior, shishishi Maybe I should start hanging around the school and introducing him to children who look lonely. Or maybe I should just bring him into show and tell, shishishi...

I really enjoy the showing, after that there isn't much to tell

[for_the_queen]

...Children? You had better be joking.

[princeofknives]

I am. Children have grubby hands, I wouldn't want them touching little Bel.

I'm Prince Belphegor, by the way.

[trueivalicehero]

Please tell me you don't mean what I think you mean.

[princeofknives]

Reach into my pocket and find out.

[trueivalicehero]

I thought that might be the case. Sir, have a care, this is not the kind of conversation for polite conversation, much less in the presence of ladies of gentle birth.

[future_defender]

*has been stunned speechless but is thinking, "This is the guy I've been living with?!"*

[princeofknives]

There you are, roommate! Stick your hand in my pocket!

[future_defender]

...Have you lost your mind?!

[princeofknives]

What do you think?

[captain_six]

...

If you so much as attempt to bring your "pet" out in public I will be forced to detain you for indecent exposure.

[princeofknives]

Ah~I didn't know it was a crime. Why must you people persecute Bel Junior?

[captain_six]

Persecution? The appropriate phrase is "common decency."

[princeofknives]

What's indecent about Bel Junior? Doesn't he deserve fresh air and sunshine?