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[princeofknaves]

Enough is far too much.

I have killed over four-thousand, nine-hundred and eighty-six people in my lifetime, Adstrigendum. That is, at the very least, one person for every week I have been alive. At least a third of that number is made up of men and women who could kill any of you with but a thought.

Please keep your "Oh, you don't know who you're

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[whitegamon]

Hmmm~ That's a lot of dead people, Mr. Clown. I haven't killed that much myself.

[princeofknaves]

It's taxing, doll-face, it's taxing~

[whitegamon]

Can't imagine how much stress it must be giving you.

[princeofknaves]

Have you ever run a marathon?

[princeofknaves]

See for yourself.

[OOC: The "link", even though it's wikipedia, is an actual real-world article from his time ICly. Don't ask me why he would keep something like that xD ]

[princeofknaves]

That's my little secret~

[17thfreewill]

How very interesting.

[princeofknaves]

I do my best~

[17thfreewill]

I'm surprised you keep count though.

[princeofknaves]

Again, my best

[bunny_flower]

And why should that number be impressive in any way, sir ?

Billions of souls have passed through my hands, yet I do not make a boast of it.

[princeofknaves]

Use your noggin', sweet-cheeks. From my guessing, you're one of the big honcho around here with a "myyyyysterious" past and power, so killing people or threatening people weaker than you? Make you just like me~

At least learn to boast when you have the right to, darhling~

[bunny_flower]

My past is not mysterious, nor is my power. All one as to do to know is ask, sir.

Besides, I said that these souls had passed through my hands, not that I had killed them. And I have never, to my knowledge, threatened any of them. Those poor souls have enough on their minds already, after all.

[princeofknaves]

I think you've got a wire crossed somewhere, lady; don't tell me you want to try and heal me, now?

[knight_within]

[princeofknaves]

[knight_within]

Why do you do these things?

[princeofknaves]

Because I, I am an Agent of Chaos.