[Accursed Eden] [April Fool's Event 09]

[prince_zer0]

[Lelouch, in his Zero outfit (that he never could find it in him to discard), is standing upon the rooftop of the Ari Apartments. When he sees someone walk up to or from the apartment, he announces loudly for all who care to listen...]]

Hear me members of Memento Eden for I am...

ZERO!!!

I have been observing this island for a while now and the

Comments

[no_good_tsuna]

Mayor Ari is dead. I think Lambo killed her. But I agree with everything you've said! It's time to do something heroic!!!

...

Got any pointers on how to do that?

1/2

[prince_zer0]

...Someone already beat me to it? But...I wanted to be the one...Er, I mean...

2/2

[prince_zer0]

If you agree, then join me and become a member of the Black Knights! We have nice uniforms and everything.

As for any pointers...I haven't come up with any our first plan of action should be to get more members! Without a strong group full of teamwork, we won't be able to do much. After that, then we can really do something!

Re: 2/2

[no_good_tsuna]

Oh! Uniforms! Mist can't dump me if I look sexy in a uniform.

Do we really need those losers? They're kind of, well...

They're jerks. I've been killed three times, dammit!

[ace_of_11s]

Fabulous.

[prince_zer0]

Aren't I always?

*cough*

...Kallen, I'm glad you're here. Won't you join me once again to defeat those who brought us here...That is if this Lambo person hasn't already defeated them... or those in control in order to help send us all back home?

*insert more fabulous poses*

[ace_of_11s]

Yes sir!

I'm already fighting Suzaku to the death on another thread!

[prince_zer0]

I knew I could trust you, Kallen. Now don't let me down and show Suzaku why you are my top pilot!

[an_heero]

[Wing Zero Custom lands in front of the apartments, its head level with Lelouch. Heero steps out of the cockpit.]

You're not Zero.

[prince_zer0]

[Watches this, not acting the least bit intimidated by the Wing Zero Custom]

Not Zero? What are you trying to claim? That you're Zero? That you know the identity of Zero? I don't know what ever gave you that idea, but you're wrong, I am

ZERO

The one who will return everyone in this world to thier rightful place!

[an_heero]

[Heero points dismissively at the Gundam all around him.]

This is Zero.

[prince_zer0]

...

Why would you name such a thing "Zero"?

[knight_of_7]

Zero!

[flies to him in Lancelot Albion (probably knocking over Gundam Zero in process)]

You'll pay for what you've done!

[prince_zer0]

Suzaku!?

What do you mean, pay for what I've done!? I haven't done anything here yet! Oh wait...this is about our world and Euphie again isn't it!? Get over it Suzaku! Wasn't the end of season two enough payment!?
(Doesn't want to spoil)

[Gawain magically appears and Zero jumps into it because although there's no way it could beat the Lancelot, it sure all hell will protect him a little]

[knight_of_7]

It's always about money Euphie and you know it.

(SCREW THE SPOILERS I'M ZEROZAKU)

Yeah, making a shish kebab of you was pretty damn satisfying.

What pisses me off is that now I have to wear that idiotic outfit!

[prince_zer0]

You and your grudges, not like I should be talking but, it was an accident okay? No of course it wasn't because I was jealous that you chose becoming her knight over me.

(But but I didn't want to spoil it for the other people D: XD)

Satisfying? Hah, we all know you were crying girly tears when you killed me.

It's NOT idiotic! At least I never wore dorky sunglasses and an outfit that looked like it had a face on my ass!

[atonerofsins]

Pfft.

I can't take you seriously when you're in that fucking stupid outift.

[prince_zer0]

Stupid outfit? I'll have you know that it is high tech and one of the most comfortable around! The lovely feeling of spandex without worrying about wedgi-

Er...If you will not take me seriously and ridicule me, then so be it. I'll personally make sure that you remain here on this island when I do find a way out!