Quest 092

[primrosella]

[Accidental Voice Post]

'Scuse me...

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Excuse me...

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I can't find my mom and daddy. Have you--excuse me, I was speaking to you! That's so rude...Excuse me, have you seen my daddy? He's really tall and has a red shirt and a crown and I think he must be talking to the king here, whoever he is, so can you please tell me how to

Comments

[not_so_smooth]

Whoa, whoa, whoa, it's okay, Rosella. Your father isn't here but he, uhh, sent me to help you. I'm Sir Sam Witwicky.

[not_so_smooth]

It's not a real dungeon, just a pretend one.

But a lot of quests start in a dungeon, like with a princess wrongly imprisoned by an evil usurping queen, and she has to escape and get the royal necklace to prove she's the real heir to the thrown.

[primrosella]

Oh, okay! Like in the stories. Except in the stories it's a stepmother and I don't have one because I still have Daddy and Mother. That's what I get to do? I get to escape the dungeon?

[not_so_smooth]

Yes, you escape the dungeon with only a riddle as a clue to where the necklace is. Personally, I would suggest you head right to the stables and get a horse, but that's me.

[primrosella]

A good leader knows when to listen to her advisors. We should go to the stables! ...Um, do you know where they are?

[not_so_smooth]

I do, and I have a map of this place as well.

[primrosella]

A magic map?

[not_so_smooth]

Yeeeeeah. You can't do a quest with just a normal map, can you?

[primrosella]

Well, you can, but then you have to do lots of talking to people and asking questions and exploring and you have to draw the map yourself.

[not_so_smooth]

Lucky for us I have a magic map for you.

[primrosella]

It was very wise planning! Thank you, Sir Sam.

[not_so_smooth]

Thank you, but she should just call each other Sam and Rosella. Quests can get complicated if people know you're royalty unless you want them to.

[primrosella]

...So I can't tell people I'm a princess? Uh-oh. I already told lots of people.

[not_so_smooth]

Well, once we start on the quest we'd better not.

[primrosella]

...Okay. I can keep a secret. And then no one will know!

[not_so_smooth]

Right. So are you ready to start your quest!