The Amoeba Theory
So, this is a random drabble that popped into my head after a discussion with my pal shinigamishi . She has a theory that Kidd is, as she put it, 'an asexual ameoba'. Also, what Gooberkins said about Kidd being a 'fragment' of Shinigami-sama got me thinking about that. Therefore, on the possibility that Kidd is an amoeba in canon, I wrote this for the lols.
Enjoy:
Kidd wasn't exactly sure how he was dragged into this. A good month after escaping Noah and the Book of Eibon, he never wanted to go back.
So why was he being pulled into it's manuscript now by his weapons, Black*Star, and Soul?
"I thought I told you I never wanted to come back!" Kidd shouted as they floated towards the first chapter. "I've spent enough time in it already!"
"Oh chill out Kidd." The blue haired ninja laughed. "There's just something really cool we wanna' show you in the first chapter."
"Is it symmetrical?"
"Depends." Soul said.
"Then I'm out of here!" Kidd made to turn back to where the witches held the portal open, but two pairs of hands dragged him back.
"~Come on, Kiddo!~" Patti giggled. "~We just gotta see something~"
"Yeah, don't worry. We can just show it to you and head back in five minutes."
Kidd sighed, before caving as they entered the first chapter. "Alright..."
They touched down in chapter 1: Lust, and everyone felt the immediate shift of their genders changing.
"Well, here we go again..." Liz sighed in his masculine, male voice, brushing his hand along the buzz cut he now had.
"Whatever man, I've still got the biggest breasts of all of you!" Black*Star boasted in her now feminine tone.
"Wanna compare sizes?" Soul dared her.
"~Onii-chan would like that.~" Patti laughed.
"PATTI!"
"What are you all going on about?" They all froze upon hearing Kidd's voice, and turned to look at him.
Yes, him.
He had not changed a bit.
"...what?" He said, noting everyone's stares. "And why are you all the opposite gender?"
"How come you aren't?" Black*Star demanded. Kidd immediately looked himself over.
"Ummm...AGGGHHHHH!"
He was immediately tackled by Black*Star and Patti, who pinned him to the ground and began pulling at his clothes. Kidd started panicking at what they were doing.
"HEY! WHA-WHA-"
"Is this for real!?"
"~Dare he pull a Chrona on us now?! EHEHEHE~"
"GET OFF ME!" Kidd shouted, trying to squirm out of their grip.
"~I bet he's got nothing down there!~"
"This I gotta see!"
"LEGGO OF ME! LIZ, HEEEEEEEEEELP!"
"So Shinigami have no genders." Soul remarked as their now, officially, genderless friend was groped by two gender-flipped people. "Who knew?"
"None of us, apparently." Liz sighed as his brother and the lady ninja tried to pry The Shinigami's pants off. "That must mean they reproduce asexually."
"That also may explain why Kidd doesn't have a mom."
"WHOA!"
"~There is nothing!~"
"GIVE ME BACK MY PANTS!"
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If Ohkubo (being the troll he is) actually pulled something like this is the SE manga, I honestly wouldn't be surprised. Ah well. Hope this made people laugh. ^^