I don't feel like I've learned my lesson yet

[pridephilosophr]

I'm drunk. It's 11:11. I need to write a 5 page paper. My breath tastes like old cigarettes. I have a butcher paper hat that says "I trim with a weed wacker," that I got from Dick's Last Resort. I have cramps. Is there anything else you'd like to know?

Comments

Plenty.

[crantique]

you went to a place called dick's last resort.

Re: Plenty.

[pridephilosophr]

It was a last resort, hhahaa.ha.

we went for my friend's birthday. You would have liked it. We all had hats, and they all looked like condoms.

[netteroo]

yeah...i'd like to know where your sense of responsibility went young lady!? Just kidding.

[torturedpoet]

Oh peanut...I miss you. <3

[pridephilosophr]

I miss you more. <3