[Blog- locked from Mum] And Here's the 'Surprise Twist'

[pride_of_kiwi]

Anyone know why Loto's a few logs short of a barbie lately? Or why Jared ain't lookin' me in the eye? Rajiv ain't answerin' his phone and Emi's still crook.

Damn you Les Mis, forcin' me to delay production. Again. I'm bored again and all this worrying is gunna give me a heart attack. Or an ulcer. Maybe both.

On the bright side-
No actually, s'not very

Comments

[Screened to John]

[salylimon]

...so you don't know what's going on with Jared either? D-Damn it...

And what do you mean-

He asked you to dinner?

[Screened to Emi]

[pride_of_kiwi]

Yes. Dinner.

As in: 'Dinner'.

[Screened to John]

[salylimon]

...are you going to accept-?

[Screened to Emi]

[pride_of_kiwi]

Haaa, funny that, love. Y'see, y'know that nice Indian bloke what's showed up at the flat a coupla times?

Mightabeenseeinhimactually.

[screened to John] /now I'm just using this icon for kicks |D

[waitforsuperman]

Wait, like... Just dinner or dinner?

[Screened to Alfred] GDI

[pride_of_kiwi]

The one with the innuendo implied, bugalugs.

[screened to John]

[waitforsuperman]

Dude! Say no! I know Raj's been MIA lately but c'mon bro. You got loyalties!

[Screened to Alfred]

[pride_of_kiwi]

Oooiii, now, I never said I was gunna agree. Man's madder than a meat axe. Which is more than likely why mum's taken a shine to 'im.

And where the devil is Rajiv?

[Screened to John]

[danskannabis]

Er. Dinner in the sense of "oh hey bro, let's kick back and eat these burgers, yeah, and scope out some titties while we do it"? Or dinner in the sense of.. dinner?

Because the later might be slightly awkward. :|a 'Specially bein' your physical therapist. Do not trust doctors, do not trust doctors, he might shove a hand up your ass dksdgdigou