[Blog] Black Sheep

[pride_of_kiwi]

If one more-
ONE more Yank or Pommie or what have you calls me a 'sheepshagger' I am hunting them down and punchin' 'um right in the laughin' gear.

Right-o! That said-
Alfred's on the road to recovery, shooting will resume shortly, etc. Etc.

Only thing is...
Emi's still gone...

Edit: Kimmy, that snitch is brilliant. I'll be puttin' it somewhere special~

Comments

This character always makes me laugh. XD

[bornofisis]

...What is a sheepshagger, mister?

I hope you mean Gupta because I just about cracked a rib laughing. XD

[pride_of_kiwi]

A 'sheepshagger', mate, is a bloke who shags sheep. Or calls another bloke a sheepshagger.

I am not one of those blokes.

HEHE not his fault that English has weird slang. XD

[bornofisis]

...I still don't understand. What is 'shag' then?

Oh God, does it ever

[pride_of_kiwi]

'Shag'-v. To 'screw'. To 'fuck'. To 'take one's ferret for a run'. To 'make love to'. To 'have sex' with.

[remylee]

Why would people say that about you? How mean! And.... really weird.

[pride_of_kiwi]

Ahahaha! R-remy, I knew I could count on ya to have m'back.

It's a standard thing really, that lots of dags call Kiwis or Welshmen. Ain't true, but it's just a sort of fact o' life that grates on me sometimes~

So very tempted to have her say something like 'do people think there aren't girls in New Zealand?'

[remylee]

Always. <3

....Oh. That's still really weird. Why do they even think that?

Oh Paradox~ <3

[pride_of_kiwi]

Well, we like to rib sometimes that the sheep to human ratio of New Zealand is 10:1. I think y'can suss it out from there.

[Screened to John]

[not_whales]

You too?

[Screened to Dewi]

[pride_of_kiwi]

Dewiiiii. What is it with these bastards? So we think sheep are cute. And? So we think they're the sweetest little buggers ever to grace God's green Earth.

WHAT OF IT?

I can't take it anymore!

[Screened to John] I think we need Sheep-bonding, Mate

[not_whales]

Stereotypes, I tell ya. They assume just because I own sheep that I shag 'em. That certainly does not apply to the millions who own dogs!

Why would anyone do that to such an innocent beast?!

[Screened to Dewi] I think we do, Bru. I think we do.

[pride_of_kiwi]

It boggles the mind doesn't it? Sure they're cute. Doesn't mean we wanna mack 'um y'know?

I... I just don't know, mate. I don't know.

[pride_of_kiwi]

Yeah nah, mate. It's something I'm afraid all Kiwi and most Welshmen must deal with when abroad. And occasionally at home. But eh, such is the life of a traveler.

Your sentiments, however, are appreciated.

[Screened to Rajiv]
So how does a Bollywood marathon on a high def 40" screen sound to you?

[Screened to Rajiv]

[pride_of_kiwi]

Monday night. My flat at the Charleston. Think y'can make it?

And don't worry- I promise to be a good boy~ <3

stalker mama stalking what he baby talks to people about~

[the_all_goddess]

That's a horrid thing to assume of someone... While I do hope you need not hurt anyone, it is good you are standing up for yourself in this matter.

Please, be a little bit least crass if you intend to educate my son on these matters. A certain brutish Turkish man has already soiled his mind as it is.

That's adorable- and somewhat creepy~

[pride_of_kiwi]

There comes a time in ever Kiwi's life when he's just gotta say 'no'.

Really sorry about that, Miss. I should know better. Got a lad myself. Well, in a manner of speaking~

Mama see all child~

[the_all_goddess]

Well I wish that you are free from instances in the future that may force you to say such in a physically violent way.

Do not fret young man. I only wish to protect my boy from the crudeness of the world, I come off as harsh when protecting him from such. Ah, and in what manner would that be?

Re: Mama see all child~

[pride_of_kiwi]

Ta, Ma'am. We'll see how that goes- I know how t'keep my wits about me if I have a need to.

Haha! Wish m'mum'd done more of that. But eh, Loto- he's m'cuz- he's like a son t'me now...