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[priceonyourhead]

[OOC: Link is an actual picture pasted into the journal, I just don't want to take up space in the flist]

I....can't believe I'm saying this but- I think people need to stop sending me hats. When I was younger I didn't have the money to collect anything else but hats and I learned really quickly that if you play the Hollywood circle and you happen

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[may_haigha]

Hat.

Kilroy.

Hat.

WHY DON'T I GET SENT STUFF ANYMORE?

[may_haigha]

WHAT ABOUT THIS GESTURE? CAN YOU HEAR THAT?

You lost it? I practically set that up for you!

OH, IT SEEMS AS THOUGH I'VE SCREWED UP!

[priceonyourhead]

THAT IS ILLEGAL IN FIVE DIFFERENT COUNTRIES!

I know. This is why we could never do stand up.

How did you know puns were the only way I open my door?

[may_haigha]

SO AM I, BUT YOU STILL KEEP ME AROUND!

I still don't see why Leno was forcing the idea.

Because I know you a-door them.

[priceonyourhead]

YEAH BUT THAT JUST MEANS I CAN'T TAKE YOU ANYWHERE.

Leno hasn't had a good idea since 1991.

One more. Please.

[may_haigha]

ONLY TO MADAGASCAR, TURKEY, PAKISTAN, PANAMA, AND GREENLAND! AND THAT REALLY WASN'T MY FAULT, OKAY?

I never said that he did. He just seemed very adamant to have us go on stage after we insulted him for 15 minutes straight.

[waves her teddy gun in the window] You'll have to 'bear' with me, I have more pressing issues to attend to, than being punny.

[priceonyourhead]

YES. YES THEY WERE. ESPECIALLY GREENLAND.

I'm sorry, but he's got to stop with the macho guy thing. We get it. He likes cars.

Are you going to shoot me?

[may_haigha]

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW ABOUT BJORK AND ICELAND AND THAT GREENLAND HAD A VENDETTA AGAINST HER?

The next time he talks to me, I'm using the 'monkey steals the peaches' technique on him to get him to shut up.

Bunny or Hare?

[priceonyourhead]

It's just that wearing her swan outfit to a Greenland church was NOT the best idea you've ever had.

That is a SAVAGE technique.....do you think Carson is going to take over for Conan when he moves to late night?

[...]

Bunny.

[may_haigha]

HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW IT WAS A CHURCH? THERE ARE LOTS OF NIGHTCLUBS THAT LOOK LIKE CHURCHES!

IT WILL SHUT HIM UP! Only if Carson wears my dress. Otherwise he doesn't have a chance.

Right. NOW I'M REALLY GETTING THE LOCK PICK.

[priceonyourhead]

UH IT WAS NINE IN THE MORNING.

I'd like to hit that smug smile off his face.

It's a good thing I have a desk to block the door off.

[may_haigha]

WOULDN'T BE THE FIRST TIME WE'D GONE TO A CLUB THAT LATE AT NIGHT! BESIDES, IT WAS LIKE 1 AM IN HAWAII OR SOMETHING.

One day it's really going to happen, and I want it on tape.

[....]

Well, in that case, it's a good thing I found a chainsaw.

[priceonyourhead]

And, as I recall, it was five o'clock somewhere.

I just need to wait for him to try and lecture me about New Wave.

Can you explain this problem with bunnies you have to me? Ever since we first met it's been like this. If you aren't careful I'll take you to human relations and we'll hash it out there.

[may_haigha]

It was. I... think in Turkey. BUT, IF THAT PRIEST TYPE PERSON HADN'T BEEN SO PISSY ABOUT THE WATER FOUNTAIN IN THE FRONT, I THINK IT WOULD HAVE BEEN OKAY!

Can we shave his head? On air?

It would be like if someone called you a tailor. No. You're a hatter. You don't make clothes. You make hats. It's SIMILAR, but it's not the same. I'm not a bunny. I'm a hare. COMPLETELY different. It gets annoying.