Summer life

[pricelessmurder]

I have decided that I do not like working at Gamestop. I mean, it's not too too bad, since I will only be there for a coupla more weeks, but some of the managers have huge sticks up their butts. Like, we have a reservation quota to meet. 10% of every employees sales has to be reserves for games. Even if you are working backup register and only

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[narcaleptic_man]

what most people don't realize is that to be in middle management you have to actually sell your soul to a demon. this is done one of two ways. you can sacrifice other people to these dark gods or you can take it up the ass. and since most middle management don't have a spine they often go with option B. In this process the minion of satan breaks his barbed phallus off in the managers anus. so you see April its not a huge stick up his ass, its a barbed phallus of one of the lords of hell. just thought you might want to know...or something :)

[majicker]

For the record...I have a penis, so I'd totally be going for option A.

And they will probably require my loved ones. And since it will be Saetan and his Right Hand demanding payment...well my kittens don't count. So you guys are on the top of the list. Sorry.