006- [phone] A learning experience....

[pretty_bear]

Hi~ This is Teddie.

I just started school this week, and I already learned a whole lot.

But there was one thing one of the teachers said that I still don't understand.....

[His voice is just brimming with innocent curiosity.]

Can anyone tell me what 'sexual intercourse' is?

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[birthclod]

When a man and a woman love each other, they decide that they want to have a baby. Well, it doesn't even have to be for a baby. Some people do it for fun. You see, both the male and a female have unique sex organs that they use to...

[And she goes on for a few good minutes speaking in ridiculous detail about the entire process. Eight years old, but with the memories and history of literally everything in her world inside her head... Well.]

... and the nine months afterward are never pleasant. But why did you ask?

[birthclod]

I don't recognize your voice from my world.

[She has the talent to memorize just about everything that happened around her. It's a useful trait, but if perception or perspective is somehow altered, then... Oh, dear.]

... The milk. I met you... sometime during the milk affair.

[pretty_bear]

Oh, yeah! I remember now!

You were the one seeing little blonde girls, right?