四十一 // Everybody Else Has Had More Sex Than Me

[pretecorrotto]

[Pretend this is backdated to Feb. 28]

I get it. I'm supposed to be constantly humiliated. However, this is getting ridiculous. I already had to deal with the fucking cat ears.

[here is a small hoofprint]

These damn things are back.

Comments

[icecoldwolf]

What things?

So you're a virgin. And you feel humiliated. Do something about it.

[pretecorrotto]

Fucking horses. The horned ones. This is the third damn time they've shown up in my house. If someone's trying to prove a point, they need to find something new.

[icecoldwolf]

Horned horses? A (...) unicorn?

[feathered_earth]

Try giving it some sugar cubes.