[advent 2013] fic: how to protect yourself online + fic: strictly speaking

[preorder]

Title: how to protect yourself online
Rating: PG
Pairing: Taemin/Key
Warnings: N/A
Notes: Advent day 4 (part 1) for herocountry. HEROCOUNTRY, THIS ONE'S FOR YOU. #1 is girl!Taekey blogger friends AU, 1780 words.

Key has been trying to collect Lee Taemin of the kpop girl group dance covers and perfect camera angles for a while now.

Comments

[herocountry]

OH MY GOD WHAT DID YOU DO

[herocountry]

1. omgomg the taekey was soooooo cute i'm so glad i made u finally write it keke JONGKEY IS SO CUTE TOO WTF, WHERE'S MY BEDAZZLED MACHIAVELLI BUST!!!! my delight at "COLLECTING" man i love internet friend aus T____T the last half is all my dreams........ Jongin crouched too, ostensibly to join the party happening at knee-height. WHY IS YOUR WRITING SO CUTE why is your writing so enjoyable and dense with all these great details and phrases but still light to read T___T

2. WHY DO I HAVE TO READ THIS actually... i really liked it... i'm really mad... xiumin is so chill and mature... As for him, well. Not that he was terribly old or anything, but Minseok was pretty sure he could count his meaningful interactions with both A-Pink and Taemin on two hands. LMAO, and LOL x2 at baekhyun's a-pink thirst and chanyeol's rudeness lakjsdlkajsldfkj ALSO CUTE WHINY SEHUN... u r the sehun of my heart.... i can't believe u did this to me and i can't believe it worked, the cute xiutae exchange at the end... what if i otp it

[preorder]

LMFAO LMFAO your big font horror makes the pain of having to think of a plausible xiutae scenario all worth it heh heh

WHERE'S MY BEDAZZLED MACHIAVELLI BUST!!!! 对不起，我听不懂你在说什么~ what if i otp it scream I'll actually kill you I'M GLAD U LIKED IT ILU :*

[herocountry]

i'm just saying prepare to take responsibility for what you've created :-)