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[prehensile_wit]

I have mentioned how an excessive amount of my day is spent saying some form of "Child, do not punch, kick, smack, bite, or tackle your sibling. Even if you both think it's funny. Even if you're both giggling." For the record, these lectures are *almost* always aimed at the toddlers rather than the teenager. Also I admit I am somewhat to blame

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[badmagic]

Stuff people have told me they've said to their kids:

"Don't drink milk out of the rug."

"Burping is not a hobby."

"Don't draw on your brother."

"Vwoosh is not a word."

[lexpendragon]

Just now: "No, Inara. Don't kill your father. Ever."

[lexpendragon]

"That's now laying down! You look like a refugee from and eighties porno!"