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[precognition18]

Captains log, stardate: 60527.3

They better hire me up at Bootlegger headquarters for this.  I could make so many more up.

Comments

[catatia]

I'm not. Sorry. Jane Bond and Starlight call.

How's that for ruining your pickup line??? Huh???

[strumpet_]

hey, i told you i would make that for you. screw bootlegger! let ME reap the benefits... yes.

[midbackstroke]

remember my idea for a shirt with nipples on it that said "got milk?"
smoke me up and i will have 3000+ ideas for lame shirts that i would never, ever be seen dead wearing.