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[precognition18]

captains log, stardate:60351.9

I have a crush on Giada De Laurentiis. She can beat all the sauce out of me that she wants.

Comments

[fynn]

Giada has an abnormally large head.

[precognition18]

leave her alone! you wish your head was that big!

[midbackstroke]

I feel the same about the take home chef.