Things you should know

[precious_cosmos]

Things you should know before you say anything to me:

1. Since Shikamaru-kun gripes about EVERY little thing I do these days. >( Since he's my "comrade", however, I need to be nice. Anyway, he needs to stop being late all the time.
2. I am not associated with an ugly old man in any shape or form.
3. Sakura is still ugly. Let's go shopping!4.

Comments

[gallant_jiraiya]

I just took you out!

...That old man wouldn't happen to be me, would it?

[gallant_jiraiya]

ARGH WHO WAS IT?!

[nofleashere]

You're not?

[precious_cosmos]

*turns around to get in his face* Boys! Ugh, you can't live with them; you can't live without them! When is my Prince Charming going to come? It's times like these that make me wish he'd sweep me off my feet and take me very, VERY far away from here! *seethes*

I don't sleep around with everyone, loser!

[nofleashere]

Prince Charming?!

[precious_cosmos]

YES. He pampers me and calls me nice things and even plays with my hair. And even better, he doesn't stink or have fleas!

[nofleashere]

Haha, like anyone would want to do that to you.

[precious_cosmos]

Hmph. I know of a couple. I'm certain even you've wanted to do it to me at one point or another.

[nofleashere]

Yeah right! I wouldn't want to play with your hair, it stinks.

[precious_cosmos]

IT'S WHAT?! You're just saying that 'cause you like things that smell like poo!

[nofleashere]

It does! It smells like soap and chemicals and stingy things.

[precious_cosmos]

*grabs her ponytail and puts it in his face* Perhaps this'll give you a nice whiff of what you should smell like, then!

[nofleashere]

GAH-! PTHTH! WHAT WAS THAT FOR?

[precious_cosmos]

THAT'S NOT THE WAY YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO RESPOND, ASS! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO FEED MY EGO AND GO ON AND ON ABOUT HOW PRETTY IT SMELLS!

[nofleashere]

But it stings my nose!

[precious_cosmos]

Your nose has issues. That's all I have to say.