BGT

[preachermuaddib]

Ugh, they ask me to audition but wait until three days ago to give me an actual day, which is this monday (a work day

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[valkyriekaren]

My workmate Hellen has some housemates who are burlesque/cabaret performers. Would you like me to get her to check if any of them are available?

[preachermuaddib]

Yeah, that would be great.
Essentially they have to wear a mask and then smash a patio slab on my stomach while I am on a bed of nails with an axe

All equip provided, they'd need to come to my place on sunday for training and rehersals and then be available all day monday

[valkyriekaren]

Have asked her to check - she says it's a bit more hardcore than what they usually do but she will ask and see if they're free/willing.

[giolla]

The also potentially have to press a button.

[aliasrob]

What you need is an identical twin brother. I hear they love those on talent shows.

[preachermuaddib]

The world doesn't need another one like me.
And I can't imagine they'll like one tattooed irish fuckwit playing with fire on stage let alone two :-)

[djpsyche]

Get some Americans, it's a US holiday on Monday!