Drabble: Canine Cleansweep

Jan 22, 2006 04:12

Blame this on _emeraldgreen who bunnied me at 4 in the bloody morning with this threesome.

Title: "Canine Cleansweep"
Author: pre_raphaelite1
Pairings: James/James' broom/Padfoot (Yup, that's right. A broom. And Padfoot)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings/Kinks: Canine with a foot fetish and a human with a broom fetish...

Canine Cleansweep )

james/sirius, my fics, bestiality, random kinks, padfoot

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coolasblaise January 22 2006, 04:41:15 UTC
You are utterly perverted and I love you. *hugs*

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pre_raphaelite1 January 22 2006, 04:43:43 UTC
*cackles*
Aww, I love you too! It's a love based on pornographic perversion. What else do we need?
*licks*

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kat_scratches January 22 2006, 04:44:04 UTC
"I'm not going to have your tail up my nose. Again."
Best last line ever. You certainly are a pervy little thing, aren't you? *loves* This was adorable!

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pre_raphaelite1 January 22 2006, 04:46:09 UTC
*glee*
Yes, yes I am. But I'm in good company. And this is half of why I was up. The other being communiquills.

*licks your neck*

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xrated13 January 22 2006, 04:52:13 UTC
Fuck, that last line is teh SEX! :) Oh my! I love pervy Padfoot. This is screaming prequel! :D :D :D We all want Padfoot's tail up James's nose.

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pre_raphaelite1 January 22 2006, 04:59:58 UTC
*dies laughing*
I should have known... We shall see. *winks* There is a strong possibility. I've been asked for a sequel too. That involves Prongs.

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xrated13 January 22 2006, 05:02:01 UTC
Prongs! I totally love you guys. :D

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pre_raphaelite1 January 22 2006, 05:06:05 UTC
*nods sagely*
Prongs certainly needs more love in fandom.

*licks your chin*

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eudaimon January 22 2006, 05:05:43 UTC
Well, I read it and actually quite enjoyed it. Not at all squicked at this end.

Which is worrying, when I think about it ;)

I blame you :b

R

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pre_raphaelite1 January 22 2006, 05:07:16 UTC
Huzzah!

Then don't think about it and just enjoy the perversion!

*pouts cutely* Everyone blames me.

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pre_raphaelite1 January 22 2006, 05:07:55 UTC
Oh, can't forget...

*licks you then licks The Ted*

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shaggydogstail January 22 2006, 05:37:16 UTC
Holy crap that porniciously amusingly wrong, even fore you! Naturally I loved it to pieces. Padfoot is a very dirty dog.

"But I'll only fuck you if you're human."

Bwhaha, James is so demanding, isn't he? ;)

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pre_raphaelite1 January 22 2006, 05:42:49 UTC
*cackles* Wow! That's quite a compliment you know! But yes, Padfoot is a very dirty dog.

*licks the inside of your elbow*

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