Right. I need everyone's opinion this.
Dear
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I have to decapitate a house elf for betrayal. While I plan to do this for great effect in front of a crowd, I will be quickly pulling a hidden and very sharp sword-like object and swinging it with lightening speed (one wouldn't want the elf to have time to move, naturally). I am a small woman and the house elf is of middle aged, so my swinging arc and its neck would be at approximately the same height.
Which would hit the ground first: the elf's head or its body?
Sincerely,
Bloodthirsty and Beautiful in Britain
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