Press the mute button.

[pr_scatterbrain]

Title: Press the mute button.
Author: pr_scatterbrain/Professional Scatterbrain.
Pairing: Patrick Sharp/Viktor Stalberg
Rating: R
Summary: Sharpy & Stalberg: a romance (if you don’t listen too closely).

For the record, Sharpy does like Stalberg. Technically. Or deep down. One of the two.

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Comments

[masterpenguin82]

I am endlessly amused by this, just so you know. And another email of greatness will be coming next week sometime.

[pr_scatterbrain]

Oh man, Sharpy/Stals: good looks and not much else. I still can't explain how I wrote this or why, in my head the sequel is all about Sharpy and Stals hooking up with Kaner and how every time they have sex, Stals makes Kaner pretend to be a virgin (and when Kaner gets annoyed, Stals lets him be a cheerleader with a bad reputation, which Kaner can deal with okay, except just when it's getting good, Stals adds that the bad rep is all lies and falsehoods and Kaner would call it all off except Stals and Sharpy are too good looking and Kaner is weak).

I will await said email of greatness on baited breath.

[pr_scatterbrain]

You're welcome, I suppose? ;) Now you have to post your one. And then there will be two fics that take full advantage of Sharpy's good looks. Maybe your one can have feelings in it too? The sky is the limit.