An article on the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel web site titled,
"Packers Herron fights off home invaders," leads with this sentence:
"Green Bay Packers running back Noah Herron fought off intruders during a burglary to his Village of Howard home, striking one with a bed post that he unscrewed from his bed last weekend."
So, did Herron's home get invaded last weekend, or did he unscrew a bedpost from his bed last weekend in anticipation of a home invasion to come? Because if that's the case, he could give
Allison DuBois a run for her money.
Thus ends my geek-out for today.