Things my sister's cat just puked on:

[pprfaith]

- Ten meters of floor.

- The stairs.

- The terrace door.

- The wall next to the door.

- Me.

I had cat puke in my hair.

Dear universe, can I please catch a fucking break now?

Comments

[paregmenon]

oh, ew

[pprfaith]

YES!

[avamclean]

Ugh! Kitty puke is a terrible smell and consistency. I'm sorry!

*smishs, but avoids puked on areas*

[pprfaith]

Thanks! And: I showered.

Then I crammed something like 600 pages of crap into my head while at the same time trying to stay on top of a ton of other stuff. And then I lost my favorite earring while bringing in the laundry and ended up sitting in the middle of the garden, crying like a five-year-old because, seriously, shitty fucking day.

My mom turned up the earring again, though.

[avamclean]

Moms are good at stuff like that. :)

[pprfaith]

It was a tiny, star-shaped stud in a field of grass, so it was mostly coincidence that she found it, but yeah, moms are good with stuff like that.

[pprfaith]

I'm pretty sure there are cats that can sleep while puking.