SO HA. MY TRIP TO ABERDEEN WAS CUT SHORT DUE TO STUPID DAN AND HIS STUPID CAR. and honestly if he'd just told be a couple of hours earlier i would have been able to book the freakin' megabus but NOOO. I'm so sorry
feilongfan I hope to write you a banging report!
ANYWAY. YOU MIGHT HAVE NOTICED THAT
coeurdesoleil and my deluded self have been doing little else that WRITING COMMENT FIC AUS. SHE ALSO GOT ME MORE USERPIC SPACE CAUSE SHE'S A BAMF. I LOVE WHEN PEOPLE TEND TO MY NEEDS LIKE THAT.
YES, YES YOU HAVE HEARD CORRECTLY
coeurdesoleil who claims never to have written any porn was porning with me.
ALSO WE WROTE A JAMIE/CHANNING COMMENT FIC WITH THEM AS BABY PENGUINS. YES, YES. AGAIN YOU HAVE HEARD RIGHT. BABY PENGUINS. EATING PIZZA. AND HAVING DOUCHY PENGUIN FOOTBALL FRIENDS.
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BECAUSE YOU KNOW PENGUINS MATE FOR LIFE )
AND ho ho ho just when you thought the insanity was finished no no there's more (
and CT was doodling little penguin hearts with \'bells\' in them )
THEN IT TURNS INTO THIS SWEETHEART AU WE'VE INVENTED AND THEN IT GOES STRAIGHT ONTO DILDO PORN BECAUSE THAT'S JUST A PLAIN AND NATURAL DIRECTION FOR EVERY CONVERSATION TO GO INTO. as for the sweetheart au i'm definitely gonna be writing it because it's pressed itself onto the inside of my skull. BUT I WOULD LOVE IF SILJE AGREED TO CO-AUTHOR IT WITH ME CAUSE SHE'S LIKE THE GODMOTHER OF IT.
YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ AND AND THEN POSSIBLY DEFRIEND US. SINCE YOU KNOW. OBVIOUSLY INSANE
and a danger to all that know us.
I watched Deathwatch the other day and it's actually not nearly as bad as I expected and actually kinda interesting. I mean it's a horror movie of the old skool kind and well, it would be a bit better had they not gone for the now-grossly-outdated cgi but it's kept to the bare minimum. also it's like one of the VERY FEW horror films where i actually engaged with the characters, like normally i don't really care what happens to them, which is why i don't really like the horror genre. but the cast is superb and honestly it's just worth watching for the accents alone if nothing else, it's also hilariously and regionally steoretypical but in a joyous and LOVING way not in the snarky and snide BBC one (I AM LOOKING AT YOU BBC & CHANNEL 4). ALSO BELLS IS SO FUCKING CUTE IN IT I DON'T EVEN KNOW. SO FREAKING CUTE NO AMOUNT OF PEEN HEARTS <3 CAN EXPRESS IT. AND A SCOTSMAN GRABS HIM BY THE CROTCH. BECAUSE APPARENTLY THAT'S HOW WE GREET ONE ANOTHER UP HERE.
ALSO SOME QUICK RECS MY FAITHFUL MINIONS. FOR I CARE ABOUT YESE AND I WANT YOU TO PROCRASTINATE LIKE PROS.
if you have not yet had the pleasure of
jaxie12, well you should. because seriously when i dared her to make a podfic i had no idea she would surpass my WILDEST DREAMS.
her accent has to be one of the sexiest things ever.
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We Deserve So Much Better Than We\'ve Had podfic )
also! one of my favourite fic updated and if you haven't read it then you're missing out enormously!! ESCA AND MARCUS ARE BEDMATES. YOU KNOW FOR PRACTICALITY'S SAKE.
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pia fidelis )