"...this isn't a fashion show, I'm taking a piss. Do you mind?"

[poziomeczka]

ladies, gentlemen and skanks. I would like to bring this to your MOST gracious attention!

planejane made this innocent little picspam of CT during his "modeling" (I feel like one set of inverted commas will never be enough) career and I *FOOLISHLY*, not meaning any harm to anyone, might have mentioned my SUDDEN AND UNEXPECTED CRAVING for HOOKER!MARCUS

Comments

[ladytiferet]

Imagine that Jumper is a really awesome film about Griffin, unfortunately wrapped in a shitty film about the other guy. It helps :)

[poziomeczka]

I KNOW!!! IT'S JUST AS IF HE'S IN A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FILM AND WE CATCH GLIMPSES OF THAT FILM THROUGH THE CRAP ONE WE GOT.

[ladytiferet]

OH MAMA YOU'RE THE MOST GLORIOUS PIMP!

[poziomeczka]

SO ARE YOU! AND I AM GONNA BE LOOKING AT THAT BANNER FOR THE REMINDER OF THE DAY.

I THINK WE SHOULD HAVE PIMP CANES.

[ladytiferet]

We can even have HATS!

[poziomeczka]

OMG AND PIMP COATS. YESSS.

[coeurdesoleil]

*raises hand*
I AM TOTALLY RESPONSIBLE. (I've got a feeling I would get on like a house on fire with Sin Jin (the JBells version obviously) if we managed not to murder each other by the end of the first week of our hypothetical acquaintance)

[ladytiferet]

Oh, you can be responsible. For some porn, for example :)

[poziomeczka]

AHAHAHAHAH I THINK SO TOO! WHICH IS WHY I LOVE YOU. YOU TWO COULD CHASE ME AROUND YELLING 'COME BACK HERE AND REPENT HEATHEN!!'. just like my grandparents did. AH GOOD TIMES.

[coeurdesoleil]

HAHAHAH I KINDA LOVE CHASING PEOPLE AROUND AND YELLING AND I BET IT WOULD BE EVEN MORE FUN IF SIN JIN JOINED ME. IT WOULD BE LIKE OUR VERY OWN VERSION OF FOREPLAY.

Can't yell at you for being a heathen though since I am born and raised as one myself ;)

[floatxxaway]

*rolls out of bed* This is a mighty fine party

I keep meaning to re-watch Jumper, since I haven't seen it since the theaters and at the time I was into World of Warcraft and kept making jokes. But JBells was the only good thing for me. I also really need to read Griffin's Story. But I did check out jumper_kink and UNFF.

Wolf!Marcus? Wolf!Marcus is what you're working on? *flail*

And thank you for the recs! I get behind on things so easily. *squeeze*

[ladytiferet]

Start at o:39, then go to 50:00, then to 1:06. Just a friendly advice :)

[poziomeczka]

AND THE BTS. THAT IS THE BEST PART OF THE MOVIE.

[ladytiferet]

And his hair :P

[jamies_belle]

What?? I've been over at jumper_slash this whole time and it turns out I should've been at jumper kink? Why did noone tell me!!!!!

So much kink, so little time! :)

[poziomeczka]

THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TELLING YOU!!!

[jamies_belle]

*huff* well now I feel silly!

[ladytiferet]

But it's only starting (or we only started pimping it now :P)!