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I'm like some sort of fungal infections. You can't get rid of me that easily.
(There was emo here. I cut it out. Because it was emo, self-gratuitous, and it interfered with the lolarious.)
So, to cheer myself up... I did the obscene. The stupid. The absolutely mindlessly fart-joke annoying.
I took lines from Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories : Reverse/Rebirth and replaced darkness and dark with cock.
Yes, I went there. And it's hilarious and retarded.
Oh come on. You know you want to look.
Riku: You talk like I'm some kind of demon of the cock.
???: Behind you, you left family, friends, home - everything - all in pursuit of cock.
Riku: You're full of it! I rejected the cock!
Maleficent: Come, now. You once clung to me to sate your hunger for cock. You want me here. Who else but I can give you the cock you long for?
Riku: That's fine with me. I turned to cock because my heart was weak.
Maleficent: So you hate the cock enough to fight it... Oh, the agony you must feel! Let me end your pain, Riku - end it forever with the wondrous power of cock!
???: Stop resisting and accept the cock. You must...if you are to serve me again!
Riku: You always were chatty when it came to cock.
Ansem: You need the cock. Submit! Bow to the cock, and bow to me.
Ansem: You think some feeble light can save you from the cock I command? Fool!
Asnem: Whether or not you use it is your choice. (vanishing) I'll be waiting, Riku...for you to come to your senses and yield to the cock!
Riku: Something...tastes kind of funny... What is it? It's so familiar... cock. The taste of cock.
Vexen: Ha ha ha... This battle has made it clear. The cock coursing through you is a tremendous power. All you needed was the right provocation.
Lexaeus: See the power of cock! I, Lexaeus, will not yield to a frail-hearted craven! Now, end your resistance, and let the cock in!
Riku: Huff...huff... What's wrong...Lexaeus... Is that all...cock can do?
Riku: No, it can't be... cock this foul could only belong to one person...
Kairi: Follow the cock, Riku. It'll show you the way to the friends you miss.
Riku: You know I do. And I will! The cock - MY cock - will show me the way! (reappearing) Cock, awaken!
Riku: You reek of the cock.
Riku: But not you. It's not cock I smell, it's... something else.
Naminé: It's not about your memories. It's about your cock.
Naminé: But if the cock he wields gets the better of you...
Ansem: Oh, I know what you can do. Your skill with cock has matured. But I do not understand. Why accept cock and still refuse me?
Mickey: Your cock belongs to you. Just like your light. Until now, I thought cock was nothing but bad.
And for the record, I just find it funny. I know I'm overly obscene sometimes, but I didn't expect this to turn out as hilarious as it did.
And this song is way too fucking pretty, even though I have NO idea what she means. I don't know the actual mythology of Medea, though, I've only read the play, which might be part of it.
(There was emo here. I cut it out. Because it was emo, self-gratuitous, and it interfered with the lolarious.)
So, to cheer myself up... I did the obscene. The stupid. The absolutely mindlessly fart-joke annoying.
I took lines from Kingdom Hearts: Chain of Memories : Reverse/Rebirth and replaced darkness and dark with cock.
Yes, I went there. And it's hilarious and retarded.
Oh come on. You know you want to look.
Riku: You talk like I'm some kind of demon of the cock.
???: Behind you, you left family, friends, home - everything - all in pursuit of cock.
Riku: You're full of it! I rejected the cock!
Maleficent: Come, now. You once clung to me to sate your hunger for cock. You want me here. Who else but I can give you the cock you long for?
Riku: That's fine with me. I turned to cock because my heart was weak.
Maleficent: So you hate the cock enough to fight it... Oh, the agony you must feel! Let me end your pain, Riku - end it forever with the wondrous power of cock!
???: Stop resisting and accept the cock. You must...if you are to serve me again!
Riku: You always were chatty when it came to cock.
Ansem: You need the cock. Submit! Bow to the cock, and bow to me.
Ansem: You think some feeble light can save you from the cock I command? Fool!
Asnem: Whether or not you use it is your choice. (vanishing) I'll be waiting, Riku...for you to come to your senses and yield to the cock!
Riku: Something...tastes kind of funny... What is it? It's so familiar... cock. The taste of cock.
Vexen: Ha ha ha... This battle has made it clear. The cock coursing through you is a tremendous power. All you needed was the right provocation.
Lexaeus: See the power of cock! I, Lexaeus, will not yield to a frail-hearted craven! Now, end your resistance, and let the cock in!
Riku: Huff...huff... What's wrong...Lexaeus... Is that all...cock can do?
Riku: No, it can't be... cock this foul could only belong to one person...
Kairi: Follow the cock, Riku. It'll show you the way to the friends you miss.
Riku: You know I do. And I will! The cock - MY cock - will show me the way! (reappearing) Cock, awaken!
Riku: You reek of the cock.
Riku: But not you. It's not cock I smell, it's... something else.
Naminé: It's not about your memories. It's about your cock.
Naminé: But if the cock he wields gets the better of you...
Ansem: Oh, I know what you can do. Your skill with cock has matured. But I do not understand. Why accept cock and still refuse me?
Mickey: Your cock belongs to you. Just like your light. Until now, I thought cock was nothing but bad.
And for the record, I just find it funny. I know I'm overly obscene sometimes, but I didn't expect this to turn out as hilarious as it did.
And this song is way too fucking pretty, even though I have NO idea what she means. I don't know the actual mythology of Medea, though, I've only read the play, which might be part of it.