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[pottersues]

Here is day K

TITLE: Harry Potter and the Legend of the Pheonix
PERPETRATOR: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/33012/knayram
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Comments

[anonymous]

What? Killer hail, that Harry survived, which means he's a Pheonix. I mean, it's not like Harry survived something worse than hail. No, because he survived a storm, it means he can never die.

[yemi_hikari]

Looks at the third chapter. Yup... that's pretty much what he survives. The "test" he goes through involves locking him up and starving him until he forms blue flames.

[anonymous]

People come up with some crazy ideas for stories.

[yemi_hikari]

Chapter 4: Merlin shows up.
Chapter 5: Poppy of all people betrays them to Voldemort
Chapter 6: Involves practicing wandless magic and Dumbledore finding out about Poppy... oh, and harpy showing up.
Chapter 7: Apparently Voldemort was "brave enough" to venture through the gates and place spy orbs around.
Chapter 8: We then find out that Dumbledore married a woman named Morgana Snape and they had a child named Severus
Chapter 9: Fudge talks about "their phoenix arriving in a strange vessel, a boy whose mad and things Voldemort is back".

And then it gets boring.

[yemi_hikari]

If Dumbledore were Snape's father, he'd be a really old one. Wow. And probably quite a bit older than Morgana.

I'm guessing they came up with the Poppy betraying them to Voldemort idea, from Peter betraying James and Lily.