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So, do you guys remember Harry Addams and the Philosopher's Stone? coonassblondie found the entry and is wondering if anybody wishes to adopt the story.
Anyways, here is the third day of repeat offender week. The fifth Sue to be features was written by a Suethor whose fanfics are really enjoyable to read if you pretend they are original fiction. The story Butterflies was the one featured before.
TITLE: Eternal Love
PERPETRATOR: Selene13
SUE-O-METER:
(bad)
COVER/BANNER ART: None.
FULL NAME: Hermione Graner
SPECIES: The Mary Sue replaced our beloved Hermione Granger...
HAIR: n/a
EYES: n/a
MARKINGS: n/a
POSSESSIONS: a blue toga, “a sliver metal bookmark with two colourful butterflies on top”, “ a big, lovely hair band with a white rose”
CONNECTION TO CANON: The story starts with them going to a fair being held in Hogsmede. She dresses up in a blue toga and Harry wins her a prize. Harry gets news that his application to be an Auror has been approved and Harry has been told that the test includes a secondary language test. So, he's now learning French from Hermione and then there is a cheesy line about French kissing. We're then moving along to Hermione asking them if they were free for Christmas Eve. Apparently Ron has to go and visit other relatives but Ginny she'll be free because she doesn't want to go with her family. They get invites to the Granger family Christimas ball. Harry then proposes to her. Skip to Valentines Day (this is so getting the Happy Holidays label...) and Harry is avoiding her. Suddenly, Harry is breaking up with her and Draco shows up because his family has orchestrated something. Harry ends up dying, she's being forced to marry Draco, but it ends with her jumping over the edge of a cliff. (I'm not joking here...)
ORIGIN: They're supposed to be the canon characters, but we all know that Hermione isn't a pureblood.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: “Hermione Granger felt that she was the luckiest witch in the world. She's a pureblood and belonged to one of the richest family in the wizarding world. She was smart, beautiful and she was one of the most popular girls in her school, Hogwarts.” “I happened to learn French when I was a kid, you know.” Her family has a lot of mone.
NOTES: The author's notes say that “This is an alternate universe where there's no Voldemort, Hermione is a pureblood and Harry's parents are still alive.” A review left by an anonymous reader rather sums the story up quite well.
SAMPLE:
It was Halloween and all Hogwarts students were allowed to go out to Hogsmeade for the whole day to celebrate it. The students were delighted, not only they got to get out of school, they got a chance to attend the fair that was held in honouring Hecate, the goddess of witchcraft, which was at Hogsmeade.
More than that, they had a chance to wear either robes or costumes at Hogsmeade as part of the celebration. Harry and Hermione had already decided what to wear and they wouldn't show each other what their costumes looked like until nightfall, when they went to Hogsmeade.
When nightfall, Hermione put on her costume, which was a pale blue toga in the girls' dormitory. The other girls stared as Hermione tied up her hair and clipped on her gold earrings.
"What?" asked Hermione finally as she put on her sandals.
The girls giggled.
Anyways, here is the third day of repeat offender week. The fifth Sue to be features was written by a Suethor whose fanfics are really enjoyable to read if you pretend they are original fiction. The story Butterflies was the one featured before.
TITLE: Eternal Love
PERPETRATOR: Selene13
SUE-O-METER:
(bad)
COVER/BANNER ART: None.
FULL NAME: Hermione Graner
SPECIES: The Mary Sue replaced our beloved Hermione Granger...
HAIR: n/a
EYES: n/a
MARKINGS: n/a
POSSESSIONS: a blue toga, “a sliver metal bookmark with two colourful butterflies on top”, “ a big, lovely hair band with a white rose”
CONNECTION TO CANON: The story starts with them going to a fair being held in Hogsmede. She dresses up in a blue toga and Harry wins her a prize. Harry gets news that his application to be an Auror has been approved and Harry has been told that the test includes a secondary language test. So, he's now learning French from Hermione and then there is a cheesy line about French kissing. We're then moving along to Hermione asking them if they were free for Christmas Eve. Apparently Ron has to go and visit other relatives but Ginny she'll be free because she doesn't want to go with her family. They get invites to the Granger family Christimas ball. Harry then proposes to her. Skip to Valentines Day (this is so getting the Happy Holidays label...) and Harry is avoiding her. Suddenly, Harry is breaking up with her and Draco shows up because his family has orchestrated something. Harry ends up dying, she's being forced to marry Draco, but it ends with her jumping over the edge of a cliff. (I'm not joking here...)
ORIGIN: They're supposed to be the canon characters, but we all know that Hermione isn't a pureblood.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: “Hermione Granger felt that she was the luckiest witch in the world. She's a pureblood and belonged to one of the richest family in the wizarding world. She was smart, beautiful and she was one of the most popular girls in her school, Hogwarts.” “I happened to learn French when I was a kid, you know.” Her family has a lot of mone.
NOTES: The author's notes say that “This is an alternate universe where there's no Voldemort, Hermione is a pureblood and Harry's parents are still alive.” A review left by an anonymous reader rather sums the story up quite well.
SAMPLE:
It was Halloween and all Hogwarts students were allowed to go out to Hogsmeade for the whole day to celebrate it. The students were delighted, not only they got to get out of school, they got a chance to attend the fair that was held in honouring Hecate, the goddess of witchcraft, which was at Hogsmeade.
More than that, they had a chance to wear either robes or costumes at Hogsmeade as part of the celebration. Harry and Hermione had already decided what to wear and they wouldn't show each other what their costumes looked like until nightfall, when they went to Hogsmeade.
When nightfall, Hermione put on her costume, which was a pale blue toga in the girls' dormitory. The other girls stared as Hermione tied up her hair and clipped on her gold earrings.
"What?" asked Hermione finally as she put on her sandals.
The girls giggled.