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[pottersues]

Here is day six of New Girl week. We have three days left to vote.

TITLE: The New Girl
PERPETRATOR: mariepeanut
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[turtle_yurippe]

Um, I don't know a lot about bachelorette parties except for what I've seen on TV, but isn't the only guy that gets invited usually the stripper?
So... Draco was invited...

And yeah, who the hell are these people?

[indigoneutrino]

Yeah, I think Draco is supposed to be the stripper, judging by, "And it's cool with me, you know, because we needed a stripper anyway." I'm entirely sure what she's getting at there, but it sounds dodgy.

[pottersues]

So that wasn't just me there? I didn't put that into the entry because I thought I had to be reading things.

[indigoneutrino]

Nope, not just you. Hermione says he the stripper!

[rodentfanatic]

I am a war hero, and everybody expects me to be as delicate and calm as I always seemed.

...did Hermione EVER come off as delicate? Like, seriously, ever? And do people usually expect WAR HEROES to be delicate? In a way other than PTSD-related, I mean, but I don't think that's what she's referring to here. And while Hermione was sensible and often kept her head in bad situations, she was never actually the calmest person around at all.

And I can't even read the rest of it, I started trying and had to stop, there's too much wtf who are these people to even begin on.

[sapnish]

LOL. I just imagined Clint Eastwood or Sylvester Stallone saying that, while holding cups of tea.

That line deserves the Bubotubers!

[indigoneutrino]

Apparently the war has changed Hermione, but not in the way you'd expect war to change people. No, it's somehow made her into a party girl who likes the idea of Draco being a stripper. Because that makes so much sense.

[anonymous]

... Who are these people and what did they do with the Harry Potter characters?

[hotaruofkonoha]

"Hermione, get your ass over here right now!

....I think that line actually broke my brain. I just can't imagine Luna saying anything like that.