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[pottersues]

TITLE: Oh, boy!
PERPETRATOR: Wildflower
SUE-O-METER:

Comments

[red_violet_x]

... this is making no sense to me.

[red_violet_x]

Oh wait, I get it now. The story is told by Kana when she's an old woman. The whole Rose thing was confusing me.

*feels stupid*

[artemis_j_halk]

Oh. I didn't get that, either. I thought that Kana was a grandmother to Rose while she was the same age as Rose.

Wait, What?

[sandstorm]

I'm still confused. Sirius wouldn't be alive when Rose was born. Unless she's talking about James Sirius. Or Laterose of Noonvale. Or...ARGH!

Though her telling the story when she is old reminds me of Memoirs of a Geisha

[artemis_j_halk]

First, we had Harry turn into a girl, and now a girl(?) is turned into a boy(?). I'm just waiting around for the shemales to make their appearance...

And "Origami decorated the pages"... How does that even work? The last time I checked, most origami was 3D. I can see pictures of origami... but not origami.

[el_mcgruffle]

Hey, at least it's origami and not oregano.

I can just see it. Sue - and her Thingy - sits down to look through the book, opens it up...a crane! Turn the page, it's a panda! Turn the page, it's a pair of boobies...no, wait, that was what I made from that Rude Origami set...

[ariskari]

Actually, if it's a magical book I can see that working and being quite cool. Little origami models stand out from the page when you open to it. But I rather doubt that's what this Suethor was going for.

[el_mcgruffle]

You mean like a pop-up book? Yeah, like that's so magical!

[wolkenser]

At least this one didn't masturbate first thing.

I love how her best friend doesn't know a penis looks likes and is suddenly so excited to see her best friend's penis. That has to be more than a little awkward.

If a guy only started "giving me the eye" because I turned into a guy I wouldn't like it. It would man they liked me because I had a penis, not because they like me. Besides, there are bigger difference between males and females than just anatomy. Guys and girls are wired differently too.

So close yet so far to being first comment :(

[glideiscope]

“No! I've got a thingy!” I said in despair.

“What? A thingy?” Beth fell silent for a second, and I could imagine the realisation dawning on her face. “Are you serious!”

OHMIGOD IT'S A PENIS!!!!!

Re: So close yet so far to being first comment :(

[wolkenser]

I love how people can be in their twenties and still wont say words like penis, vagina, sex, and breasts because they're "nasty words."

Re: So close yet so far to being first comment :(

[rodentfanatic]

I recall that being on an episode of Scrubs. Elliot can't say those types of words, and has to work to avoid really weird cutesy little terms for them. At the end...

"I...have a vagina. And you have...a penis."
"That is SO hot!"

[rodentfanatic]

Ohhh, it's one of those yaoi fangirls who wants to actually be in on the action instead of just gushing over it, and so gives her a self-insert a temporary sex change (because god forbid a sex-swap fic actually adress any realistic issues that would come with it) so she can have her fun and then go back to comfortable cisgender life and probably still keep her guy of choice. I'm not talking about transmen, gay or otherwise, just giggly teen twats who get off on LOL CUUUUUUTE YAOIIIII EEE I WANNA BE A GAY GUY SO I CAN KISS SIRIUS/DRACO/WHOEVER AND IT WILL BE HAWT