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[pottersues]

I think that if Sparklypoo had a theme song it would be "Fireflies" by Owl City. That song, while I hate it, makes me think of unicorns and rainbows and cuddling with fluffy animals.

TITLE: Elven Tears
PERPETRATOR: Tomfletonhater Well, that's new.
SUE-O-METER:

Comments

[demi_de_melee]

Rubies have a specific shape? Hogwarts is a terrible middle name.

[ell_de_gothia]

Hogwarts is such an elven name! I mean, it's pretty and all. :D

[artemis_j_halk]

She must be from the South. People there give their kid's middle names after their maiden names. Or maybe it was their first names...? Who cares?
Example: Mylie Cyrus.

[alteration_duck]

I'm from the South and I don't know anybody who does that. I'm not sure about Miley Cyrus, though.

[zhangsizheng]

"Her stone expression she had worn the whole time broke for a split second. Showing she was truely a human and not some creature void of emotion. Erm. Didn't we establish she is an elf? "

Erm. Didn't the suethor establish her as an elf?

[sandstorm]

She used to go to Voldemort, but left when she got into a poorly explained fight with her fiance, Godric, which resulted in violence. She is sent back when her father learns that Voldemort is after her and her ruby. We learn that Godric named Hogwarts after her middle name, but we never learn her first name.

Considering Godric was around several thousand years before McGonigall, Voldemort, AND this person, how does this make sense?

And is anyone else imagining 'Tear' as one of the elves that work in the kitchens?

[el_mcgruffle]

Sssh, sssh, don't try and use *logic* on a Suethor. You'll only fail. And flail too.

[el_mcgruffle]

Tear?

Don't you mean Teal Deer? No? Teal Pony? No?

You want to have eyes full of tears too?

Yeah.

[wolkenser]

I imagine that naming schools is a lot like getting a tattoo- You never name them after your lover, because you never know if they'll still be you lover in ten years. And if they aren't your stuck with a school named after a woman you'd really rather forget, and a really embarrassing story that you have to explain to your future wife/husband.

Why would anyone make a ring out of dried blood? Dried blood is powdery, crumbly, ugly, and above all unhygienic. I really can't see the attraction to the idea. If I was going to make a magical ring I would make it out of something that 1. doesn't turn into a liquid when you get it wet, and 2. was more hygienic.

[artemis_j_halk]

I once saw a tattoo of that guy on PBS who did all of the paintings... What's his name again? Anyways, it was a good tattoo (points to the tattoo artist) but minus points for getting a tattoo of someone's FACE anywhere on your body. Epic, epic fail.

[sneezepuff]

Bob Ross?

http://gentlemanbeggar.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/bob-ross.jpg

[artemis_j_halk]

Yeah. That's the one.