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[pottersues]

I think that when I go see HBP, I should make one of the ridiculous T-Shirts that Sues so often wear, and wear it.

The minions could nominate their "favourite" horrid T-shirt "slogans" that I've featured. What do you think?

TITLE: Secrets of an Angel (a Harry potter love story)
PERPETRATOR: drlilangel
SUE-O-METER:

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[darth_gojira]

I heard about these angels. God couldn't kick them out of Heaven so he just packed everything and renamed the place Hell.

[anonymous]

Maybe not appropriate for a movie theater in which there will probably be many children, but: a long, long time ago I remember there was a gay Harry Stu featured here who had a shirt that read "God made me sexy, what the fuck did he do for you?"

[alteration_duck]

Linkage, please?

[evil_laugher]

Hah! Anyone who would wear that shirt sincerely pretty much deserves to be punched in the face.

[schroduck]

I reckon you should go for "If your cute, That means I’m a goddess" (with typo) or "Vampires Suck...It's A Joke!".

Or there's always I AM BOSS!, which also doubles as a rather obscure anime reference.

[burninglikeice]

I might be fangirling here, but I think it would be epic to see HPB with pottersues.

...Just throwing it out there.

[pottersues]

Sadly we do not live in the same country. :p

Most people say I am either amusing to see a movie with or horrible. You'd be taking a chance.

[burninglikeice]

Yeah, I'm not driving up to Canada to see a movie. Although, I've been known to drive long distances for no reason. Perhaps we could just agree to watch it at the same time on the same day and it'll be like we're watching together in spirit.

I'm pretty iffy with movies, as well. If I'm bored, I tend to make snarky comments. Or fall asleep, as was the case with the first Lord of the Rings and The Notebook. If I'm entertained, I get annoyed if people talk. If I'm mildly interested, eh, it could go either way.

[rowenaraven13]

I thought I was the only one who drove around aimlessly. Usually I'm trying to escape my psycho neighbors . . . but actually, it started long before I lived here. It's like playing video games . . . you just keep going and going and going, taking ever more adventurous twists and turns . . . until suddenly you're so sick of it you could puke. Then the drive home sucks.

I cannot see movies with other people. Even at home. Even as a kid, I couldn't watch TV except in my room. Alone. I don't even like to watch when the neighbors are home (not like I can hear, anyway). I can't stand talking, shifting in seats, coughing, or loud breathing during movies. Whatever possessed me to go see Twilight is beyond me, but I made the mistake of laughing at SMeyer's cameo and was afraid to go out alone to my car afterwards.

Even alone, some movies make me squirm. Anything with Clint Eastwood, for example. He looks too much like my father, and I can't watch my father going at it with some woman.

What the hell were we even talking about?

[bunnyinthemoon]

by the way your like a boy magnet but you have never gone out with one

So I'm like a boy magnet but I've never gone out with a boy magnet.
Gotcha.

Idea

[piss_in_a_cup]

If I were to strategically position her in the halls of Hogwarts, I bet every male within the vicinity would become plastered to her face, blocking her airway, causing her to die with a smothered gasp like my hopes for humin race.

Re: Idea

[razzledazzle4]

That happened in my parody fanfic! No joke!

Re: Idea

[piss_in_a_cup]

If you don't post a link, I will harm you.