0194: Bandaged Demons - Harrieta Potter
This is less of a Mary-Sue than just a general 'WTF?!' sort of a thing.
TITLE: Harrietta Potter
PERPETRATOR: Bandaged Demons
SUE-O-METER:
(bad)
FULL NAME: Harrietta Potter
SPECIES: Human/Witch
HAIR: 'short, jet black hair'
EYES: 'deep, illustrious emerald eyes'
MARKINGS: Lightning-bolt scar, naturally.
POSESSIONS: none mentioned
ORIGIN: Harry got turned into a girl in a potions accident (blamed, naturally, on Neville Longbottom) and now Draco's lusting after 'her'. Later, 'she' gets turned into Ginny, Ginny gets turned into Harry, and Ron gets turned into a snake. Why? How? I do not know, but it makes my head hurt.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Is Harry.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: None mentioned.
NOTES: Gender-switching of some form or another seems to be a preoccupation of a large segment of the more immature HP fans. Has anybody out there studied Freud? What would he have to say about this phenomenon?
SAMPLE:
"EUREKA!"
"AAH! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?! Ginny! What's your problem?!"
"I found a book that could possibly help!"
"*Siiiigh* That'ss what sshe ssaid thossse OTHER four thousssand timess!"
"Ron?"
"Jussst a talking ssnake! Not Ron! Nooo Ron here!!"
Ginny shrugged. A devious grin popped itself on her face as she spoke a one- word incantation; "Vir!!"
A bright orange light emitted around Harry, but as soon as it had settled on him, it wound itself around Ginny as well. The light soon dissappated, leaving no sign of Harry OR Ginny.
"Ginny. Did you just make us invisible..."
"O-of COURSE not, Harry! Eheheh...! Fret not! We will soon....reappear...."
"...ssure...."
"NO ONE ASKED YOU, SNAKE!" Ginny roared in a deep and threatening voice.
"BLOODY HELL! Ssshe'ss even sscarier than Hermione in a sstudy ssessssion..."
"...Are you POSITIVE you're not Ron..."
"Of Courssse..."
As those last words were spoken, the two teens emerged from their invisibility.
"Oh...my.............................Hn...hnhnhn...hnhnhahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! !!!!!! THISS ISS PRICELESSSS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!"
"Well, I'm still a girl..."
"N-NOT ONLY THAT, HARRY, BUT YOU'RE MY SSISSTER!!! HAHAHAHA!!!"
"Sister?! You ARE Ron!"
"Did I ssay ssisster...? I meant...err..."
Ginny glared.
"HELP ME!!!"
__-¤...¤..._-* Three Feet Away From their Part in the Library... *-_...¤...¤-__
'N-not only that, Harry, but you're my ssisster!!! Hahahaha!!!'
"What in the..."
Draco whisked himself into the library where he heard a calamity of things going on. Now, apparently, Harry Potter was someone's sister. And apparently, that sister was now a man.
'Ginny, what EXACTLY does that spell do?'
'Well it said that you can turn the person back into their own gender!'
'Argh! You read it wrong! It says that the person with the curse has to turn THEMSELVES back into their own gender, but they must point the spell at a mirror so they turn back into the person that they rightfully are, and the reflection will remain the opposite sex!! Since I didn't use a mirror, I obtained YOUR looks, and YOU obtained my MAN-NESS!'
'Yes, but YOU were a WOMAN! How did I get to be a man?!'
"Perhapsss the sspell had a sslight glitch becausse you didn't usse a mirror...'
Draco was again on the ground laughing in tears. He had to put a silencing spell on himself, though, as to not be heard. Potter turned into a Weasley, the Weasley Girl was now a man, and Ron Weasley was a snake! Could it get any better? Yes, It could.
__-¤...¤...¤...¤...¤...¤..._-*-_...¤...¤...¤...¤...¤...¤-__
Mmmkay, so it wasn't THAT long, and I think it jumped around too much. Ah, well. I mean, can't you just imagine Harrietta? I can! Just like...IMAGINE! Much Love!
-GA-
TITLE: Harrietta Potter
PERPETRATOR: Bandaged Demons
SUE-O-METER:
(bad)
FULL NAME: Harrietta Potter
SPECIES: Human/Witch
HAIR: 'short, jet black hair'
EYES: 'deep, illustrious emerald eyes'
MARKINGS: Lightning-bolt scar, naturally.
POSESSIONS: none mentioned
ORIGIN: Harry got turned into a girl in a potions accident (blamed, naturally, on Neville Longbottom) and now Draco's lusting after 'her'. Later, 'she' gets turned into Ginny, Ginny gets turned into Harry, and Ron gets turned into a snake. Why? How? I do not know, but it makes my head hurt.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Is Harry.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: None mentioned.
NOTES: Gender-switching of some form or another seems to be a preoccupation of a large segment of the more immature HP fans. Has anybody out there studied Freud? What would he have to say about this phenomenon?
SAMPLE:
"EUREKA!"
"AAH! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL?! Ginny! What's your problem?!"
"I found a book that could possibly help!"
"*Siiiigh* That'ss what sshe ssaid thossse OTHER four thousssand timess!"
"Ron?"
"Jussst a talking ssnake! Not Ron! Nooo Ron here!!"
Ginny shrugged. A devious grin popped itself on her face as she spoke a one- word incantation; "Vir!!"
A bright orange light emitted around Harry, but as soon as it had settled on him, it wound itself around Ginny as well. The light soon dissappated, leaving no sign of Harry OR Ginny.
"Ginny. Did you just make us invisible..."
"O-of COURSE not, Harry! Eheheh...! Fret not! We will soon....reappear...."
"...ssure...."
"NO ONE ASKED YOU, SNAKE!" Ginny roared in a deep and threatening voice.
"BLOODY HELL! Ssshe'ss even sscarier than Hermione in a sstudy ssessssion..."
"...Are you POSITIVE you're not Ron..."
"Of Courssse..."
As those last words were spoken, the two teens emerged from their invisibility.
"Oh...my.............................Hn...hnhnhn...hnhnhahahahahaHAHAHAHAHA! !!!!!! THISS ISS PRICELESSSS!!! HAHAHAHA!!!"
"Well, I'm still a girl..."
"N-NOT ONLY THAT, HARRY, BUT YOU'RE MY SSISSTER!!! HAHAHAHA!!!"
"Sister?! You ARE Ron!"
"Did I ssay ssisster...? I meant...err..."
Ginny glared.
"HELP ME!!!"
__-¤...¤..._-* Three Feet Away From their Part in the Library... *-_...¤...¤-__
'N-not only that, Harry, but you're my ssisster!!! Hahahaha!!!'
"What in the..."
Draco whisked himself into the library where he heard a calamity of things going on. Now, apparently, Harry Potter was someone's sister. And apparently, that sister was now a man.
'Ginny, what EXACTLY does that spell do?'
'Well it said that you can turn the person back into their own gender!'
'Argh! You read it wrong! It says that the person with the curse has to turn THEMSELVES back into their own gender, but they must point the spell at a mirror so they turn back into the person that they rightfully are, and the reflection will remain the opposite sex!! Since I didn't use a mirror, I obtained YOUR looks, and YOU obtained my MAN-NESS!'
'Yes, but YOU were a WOMAN! How did I get to be a man?!'
"Perhapsss the sspell had a sslight glitch becausse you didn't usse a mirror...'
Draco was again on the ground laughing in tears. He had to put a silencing spell on himself, though, as to not be heard. Potter turned into a Weasley, the Weasley Girl was now a man, and Ron Weasley was a snake! Could it get any better? Yes, It could.
__-¤...¤...¤...¤...¤...¤..._-*-_...¤...¤...¤...¤...¤...¤-__
Mmmkay, so it wasn't THAT long, and I think it jumped around too much. Ah, well. I mean, can't you just imagine Harrietta? I can! Just like...IMAGINE! Much Love!
-GA-