1844: Winx club and Harry Potter: Twiwizard tournament - Bloom

[pottersues]

Thanks to Vorse for sending in today Sue!

TITLE: Winx club and Harry Potter: Triwizard tournament
PERPETRATOR: melgirl1778
SUE-O-METER:

Comments

[ledh]

oh my god. worst cross-over, ever. I like 'the most powerful pwoer'. it's probably very eerrrr powerful.

[ledh]

Lol. It's still badly written :)

I don't kno anything about Winx except that the song gets stuck in my head very easily.

[bluesuadeshoes]

lol, i totally read "When Harry was a baby voldermort used the killing curse on him" just as "when harry was a baby voldermort."
this spelling hurts my brain...

[deathnotesues08]

Bill Oddie:

"Here, we see two mature Voldermorts in a very complex mating dance. Voldermorts are notoriously vicious creatures, often despising any hybrids of their species and possessing a deep-seated love of genocide."

[askingxalice]

What the fuck is Winx? >_>

[wissiemeissie]

Oh ho ho. You don't want to know. I was curious like you once, and it changed me... forever. And not in a good way.

[meshpets]

You can say that.
I felt like writing fem-slash (NC-17) smut just to balance out the sickly sweetness. It's like drinking tea with 6 sugar cubes.

[wissiemeissie]

I know! I used to watch it whenever I felt like being particularly masochistic, but when they brought in those Pixies or whatever the hell they were called I realised that it was just too horrid for me to stomach.

That said, I'm greatly interested in this fem-slash you speak of! Link, plz?

[wissiemeissie]

“He wanted help to defeat a dark lord.”

Obviously there are dozens of dark lords running around.

[slynn6776]

This isn't a troll?

[semi_subtle]

Seconded.

But lolz, Winx/HP.

[slynn6776]

Even after googling it, I still can't figure out what the heck Winx is. It looks like an entirely made-up fandom.