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0170: Astriel Miranda McGonagall - Astriel Miranda McGonagall/Black

Sep 21, 2003 21:09

Bilbo! Bilbo! Bilbo Baggins!

*sobs* Make it stooooooop!

TITLE: Astriel Miranda McGonagall
PERPETRATOR: Astriel_Black

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rating - awful, ph - gryffindor house, related to mcgonagall

Comments 31

marikochan September 22 2003, 04:18:51 UTC

It was very peaceful and common scene and had been for a few years now, sense Lily and Astriel had been eleven and had met each other for the first time at Hogwarts.

I suppose I should be glad she uses spellcheck, even if she hasn't learned to use it intelligently.

swallowaspider September 22 2003, 04:28:40 UTC

Later on in the fic, she spells werewolf "ware-wolf." Not only does she misspell it, she hyphenates it. What was the FA coder smoking when they let this fic through?

overloved September 22 2003, 04:22:27 UTC

"I've already apparated your trunks to the school, so I'll simply drop you off at the station and then see you there, all right?"

Um, no. Canon means nothing to these people.

*sporks*

alpheratz September 22 2003, 04:23:33 UTC

That is not Minerva McGonagall. She does not make toast, she does not condone clothes like that, she does not roll her eyes! She DOES NOT DO any of those things.

Who is this imposter?

petethebum September 22 2003, 04:56:23 UTC

she wore unbuttoned to reveal a rather revealing pink T-shirt, which read "I am Pro-Wizardry".

quite possibly the dumbest inscription ever to grace a t-shirt, second only to "Love the Juan You're With."

"Not if I'm wearing this!" she cried, running over to her closet then pulling out a long, tan trench coat, "I'll be wearing this when we leave the house for King's Cross and then the next time she'll see me I'll be in my Hogwarts' robes!"

Of course. because wearing the number one garment of choice of KGB double agents, 1940s private detectives, and exhibitionists the world over will arouse absolutely no suspicion.

"I've already apparated your trunks to the school, so I'll simply drop you off at the station and then see you there, all right?"

sigh. apparating onto or off of hogwarts grounds is IMPOSSIBLE. i guess in this universe, the DEPUTY HEADMISTRESS OF THE SCHOOL doesn't need to know that.

Spork. Rinse. Repeat.

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polaris_starz September 23 2003, 00:09:57 UTC

*icon love* So true.

petethebum September 25 2003, 22:36:13 UTC

I love your icon.

andhowever September 22 2003, 05:39:00 UTC

Why can't Astriel dress like that
I'll tell you why Astriel dresses like a slut.
BECAUSE YOU NAMED HER LIKE A STRIPPER.
Now, now, it's hypocritical to ask her to act like anything else.
--Amy