1808: My Chemical Romance - Tom Riddle Jr/Voldemort
So the Ariel/Lupin love-child fic was a troll. Pity.
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Thanks to brookolas for today's Sue!
TITLE: My Chemical Romance
PERPETRATOR: goffikgurl13
SUE-O-METER:
(troll)
FULL NAME: Tom Riddle Jr aka Voldemort
SPECIES: goth/vampire
HAIR: not described
EYES: can cry tears of blood
MARKINGS: "pale white skin, straight teeth, and black eyeliner with black lipstick on his lips like Marilyn Manson"
POSSESSIONS: Myrtle's heart.
ORIGIN: My Immortal
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Myrtle is his soulmate, and they like to have sex in the bathroom. Dumbledore likes to scream at them. Then Myrtle dies, and Tom in his anguish has sex with Ginny and Harry. Yes, I did just write that. Hermione and Draco also arrive, but no Ron, of course.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Likes to drink blood, and scream in anguish
NOTES: It's one chapter, I suggest that everyone should read the whole thing, it's one of the better My Immortal-trolls.
SAMPLE:
Kay so Tom was slittin his wrists (AN: cuz hes a goth an goffik pplz do that u nredz!) and he wondreed why he was surrounded by prepz who didn’t realize his true genis. He had pale white skin, straight teeth, and black eyeliner with black lipstick on his lips like Marilyn Manson (AN: if u dont know who dat iz u can GTFO!). He also liked to drink blood becauuse he’s a vampire and vampires are hot.
He looked at the bahtroom mirror with tears of blood running down his eyes, screaming sadly, “My life is nothing but sadness and teers! Why can’t anyone understand my pane!?”
All out of nowhere, Myrtle put her pale hand (with black nail polish on her nails) on his shoulder. She had red lipstick on her lucius lips and black eyeliner with pink eyeshadow on her face. She was beautiful. (AN: SHE WAS BEAUITFUL CUZ SHES A GOTH AND IF U THINK SHES UGLY THAN FUCK U!)
“Tom,” she sniffled sexily, “I too understand that pain. No one loves me either!”
“I AM A SANTANIST!” Tom cried in frutsration. “NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND MY SORROW!”
“I was alone all my life because of fucking prepz, and now, you complete me, Tom,” Myrtle whispered in his ear.
Tom felt something growing in his pants. “Yes, Myrtle, my heart aches for you too.”
Myrtle put her lips on his lips and they made love because they were soul mates. Tom never felt more complete in his life. Myrtle slammed him into the bathrroom floor and made hard love to him until they were interrputed.
“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!” Dumbledoore asked serenely.
“FUCK YOU!” Myrtle replied in protest, flipping him off because he didn’t understand true love (AN: cuz he was a prep).
“I WAS NEVER LOVED AS A CHILD!” Tom bellowed in tears while Myrtle was still on top of him.
All of the sudden Harry and Ginny turned up while Ginny was making love to him because they were soulmates. (AN: STFU HATERZ GINNY IS KEWL AND NOT A STALKER!)
“OMFG, GINNY! VOLDEMROT IS HERE TO KILL US!” Harry whispered angrily. Ginny got out her wand and tried to hex Tom, but Tom jumped on top of her first.
“Wow! You’re really fucking hot, Ginny,” Tom laughed in angst. They then had sex because book two prevented it. Hermione then appratated and had a threesome with them.
“Tom, how could you!?” Myrtle sobbed, running down to the chamber of secretion.
And then something sad happened. The baisilisk killed Myrtle. Harry brought her beautiful body up to the bathroom, because he was so sad. He cried tears of blood like Amy Lee. Tom fell to the floor in shcok. How could he let his only love of his life slip away?
“I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LOVE AGAIN!” Tom shouted to the sky while Harry and Ginny fucked gentily with Draco (AN: i can add draco if i want u retard). “WHERE IS GOD NOW? FUCK YOU PREPZ IN HEAVEN!!”
Be sure to vote!
Thanks to brookolas for today's Sue!
TITLE: My Chemical Romance
PERPETRATOR: goffikgurl13
SUE-O-METER:
(troll)
FULL NAME: Tom Riddle Jr aka Voldemort
SPECIES: goth/vampire
HAIR: not described
EYES: can cry tears of blood
MARKINGS: "pale white skin, straight teeth, and black eyeliner with black lipstick on his lips like Marilyn Manson"
POSSESSIONS: Myrtle's heart.
ORIGIN: My Immortal
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Myrtle is his soulmate, and they like to have sex in the bathroom. Dumbledore likes to scream at them. Then Myrtle dies, and Tom in his anguish has sex with Ginny and Harry. Yes, I did just write that. Hermione and Draco also arrive, but no Ron, of course.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Likes to drink blood, and scream in anguish
NOTES: It's one chapter, I suggest that everyone should read the whole thing, it's one of the better My Immortal-trolls.
SAMPLE:
Kay so Tom was slittin his wrists (AN: cuz hes a goth an goffik pplz do that u nredz!) and he wondreed why he was surrounded by prepz who didn’t realize his true genis. He had pale white skin, straight teeth, and black eyeliner with black lipstick on his lips like Marilyn Manson (AN: if u dont know who dat iz u can GTFO!). He also liked to drink blood becauuse he’s a vampire and vampires are hot.
He looked at the bahtroom mirror with tears of blood running down his eyes, screaming sadly, “My life is nothing but sadness and teers! Why can’t anyone understand my pane!?”
All out of nowhere, Myrtle put her pale hand (with black nail polish on her nails) on his shoulder. She had red lipstick on her lucius lips and black eyeliner with pink eyeshadow on her face. She was beautiful. (AN: SHE WAS BEAUITFUL CUZ SHES A GOTH AND IF U THINK SHES UGLY THAN FUCK U!)
“Tom,” she sniffled sexily, “I too understand that pain. No one loves me either!”
“I AM A SANTANIST!” Tom cried in frutsration. “NO ONE CAN UNDERSTAND MY SORROW!”
“I was alone all my life because of fucking prepz, and now, you complete me, Tom,” Myrtle whispered in his ear.
Tom felt something growing in his pants. “Yes, Myrtle, my heart aches for you too.”
Myrtle put her lips on his lips and they made love because they were soul mates. Tom never felt more complete in his life. Myrtle slammed him into the bathrroom floor and made hard love to him until they were interrputed.
“WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE?!” Dumbledoore asked serenely.
“FUCK YOU!” Myrtle replied in protest, flipping him off because he didn’t understand true love (AN: cuz he was a prep).
“I WAS NEVER LOVED AS A CHILD!” Tom bellowed in tears while Myrtle was still on top of him.
All of the sudden Harry and Ginny turned up while Ginny was making love to him because they were soulmates. (AN: STFU HATERZ GINNY IS KEWL AND NOT A STALKER!)
“OMFG, GINNY! VOLDEMROT IS HERE TO KILL US!” Harry whispered angrily. Ginny got out her wand and tried to hex Tom, but Tom jumped on top of her first.
“Wow! You’re really fucking hot, Ginny,” Tom laughed in angst. They then had sex because book two prevented it. Hermione then appratated and had a threesome with them.
“Tom, how could you!?” Myrtle sobbed, running down to the chamber of secretion.
And then something sad happened. The baisilisk killed Myrtle. Harry brought her beautiful body up to the bathroom, because he was so sad. He cried tears of blood like Amy Lee. Tom fell to the floor in shcok. How could he let his only love of his life slip away?
“I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LOVE AGAIN!” Tom shouted to the sky while Harry and Ginny fucked gentily with Draco (AN: i can add draco if i want u retard). “WHERE IS GOD NOW? FUCK YOU PREPZ IN HEAVEN!!”