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1757: An Elf at Hogwarts - Sabrina te Andraos IX

Feb 21, 2008 11:08

Sorry everyone about the past couple of days, I had too much Teachers' College stuff due at the same time.

I've decided to make it up to you with a wonderful "toxic" fic.

Thank you to Sora for sending in today's first Sue!

TITLE: An Elf at Hogwarts
PERPETRATOR: DarkMistressSabrina
SUE-O-METER:

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jr - royalty, rating - toxic, b - speshul eyes, ct - elf (part)

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anonymous March 2 2008, 07:44:08 UTC

YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE AUTHOR WAS GOING THROUGH BACK THEN YOU IMMORAL SATANIC SCUMBAGS! sHE SANK HER HEART SOUL AND BODY INTO HER WORKS AND FOREVER WILL DO SO BECAUSE HER FANS WILL REMEMBER HER!!!! wHEN HER BOOKS COME OUT SHELL BE BIGGER THAN HARRY POTTER AND POTTERSUES COMBINED TIMES FOUR HUNDRED THOUSAND!!! nONE OF YOU HAVE THE DEPTH TO APPRECIATE THIS tHIS IS A GREET STORY ABOUT THE TRAGEDY OF AN ELF AND ANY REAL HUMAN BEING WOULD UNDERSTAND THE BEAUTY HERE. ALL OF YOU ARE MORONS, SITTING HERE AND YELLING AT AUTHORS UNTIL THEIR STORIES GO DOWN BECAUSE IT MAKES YOU FEEL BIG TO BE BITCHES!!! wELL YOU ALL FSILED BECAUSE SABRINA ROSE ABOVE THIS TO SOARE LIKE A PHOENIX AND SHE''L BE BACK ONE DAY WITH HER OWN FANS IN ENTOW!!!!! kEEP DOING WHAT YOU LOVE, sABS!!1 bE FREE AND LET LOOTS HELL ON THESE STUPID BITCHES!! hELL AND JUSTICE! JUSTICE! DO YOU ALL HEAR ME?! THE HOUR OF JUSTICE IS COMING FOR ALL BITCHES, THE HOUR OF TRUTH!!! GO SABRINA MY MISTRESS!!! GO!!! YEAH ( ... )

pottersues March 2 2008, 20:40:48 UTC

Normally I don't respond to immature, CAPS LOCK riddled, misspelled, name calling, but you do address some points which I would like to address ( ... )

deliciouspear March 3 2008, 02:52:54 UTC

OH NOES!!!

You're getting intryweb sued!!!

heh heh SUED.

Accidental double entendre for the WIN!

falco_conlon March 3 2008, 02:55:20 UTC

She sounds like Jerry Falwell. Creepy.

bellereve_ March 3 2008, 03:24:42 UTC

I KNOW. All that 'hour of justice' stuff. Scary.

And FURTHERMORE... deliciouspear March 3 2008, 02:55:32 UTC

""wELL YOU ALL FSILED"

Dood, I'm dylexic and even I can't figure out what the heck that means.

Re: And FURTHERMORE... pottersues March 3 2008, 02:57:12 UTC

It says "FAILED".

Re: And FURTHERMORE... deliciouspear March 3 2008, 03:00:03 UTC

Ahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.

I was trying to make it into "Filed" because you're getting intarnets-sued.

shirono March 3 2008, 03:06:32 UTC

YOWZA. That one was some kinda special.

CAPSLOCK: Cruise control for cool.

falco_conlon March 3 2008, 15:45:01 UTC

CAPSLOCK: Cruise control for cool.

I COULD NOT AGREE WITH THAT STATEMENT MORE!!!

starryskies March 3 2008, 04:25:43 UTC

You should tag the ones the authors respond to.

Also, this is epic. I am so fucking jealous of you right now.

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nodense March 3 2008, 03:28:09 UTC

Pah, I know I am. Intensely fangirl-y 12-year-olds are terrifying. XD

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nodense March 3 2008, 03:32:24 UTC

Not when they're in groups.
*shudders*
(But yeah, they pretty much are just obnoxious. XD)

karma_kalisutah March 3 2008, 03:12:13 UTC

Oh my God, this can't possibly be real. IT's too perfect.

wELL YOU ALL FSILED BECAUSE SABRINA ROSE ABOVE THIS TO SOARE LIKE A PHOENIX

IT'S HER LIFE!!!!!!1

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