0137: Matchmaking Malfoy 2 - Serena Malfoy
And so ends Serena Week.
The person to whom I promised free earrings will get them as soon as I have money for postage. A second pair will go to the person who can give me an MP3 of Hemingway Corner's Man on a Mission.
TITLE: Matchmaking Malfoy 2 (egads)
PERPETRATOR: dragonbrat
SUE-O-METER:
(awful)
FULL NAME: Serena Malfoy
SPECIES: Human/Witch
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSESSIONS: none mentioned
ORIGIN: Draco's cousin. Apparently in the first installment of Matchmaking Malfoy (which you can find here if you want it... I haven't read it and don't mean to), she helped Draco and Harry hook up. Now they mean to return the favour.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Draco's cousin. Hooks up with Hermione.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Turning bitter enemies into lovers through the amazing power of Sue.
NOTES: I'm sure you're all wondering why, if this is the second in a series, I reviewed it and not its predecessor. The answer is quite simple: this is the one with the lesbians.
SAMPLE:
Disclaimer: NOT MINE!!!!!!
Author's Note: Back by popular demand, it's (drum roll please) MATCHMAKING MALFOY 2!!! Yay! I told you people that I would come through for you!
Matchmaking Malfoy 2---Chapter 1
Harry moaned. His boyfriend of one month, Draco Malfoy, had just found the sensitive spot on his neck and had started sucking on it. Draco stopped when he heard the moan.
"Like that do you?" he asked, a playful smile on his face. Draco had been smiling a lot lately, and it wasn't hard to see why.
"Yes," replied Harry, glaring at the blonde because he stopped. "Don't stop!"
Draco shrugged and began sucking on Harry's neck again, producing a good sized love bite. He moved away from Harry's neck and began kissing down his chest.
"Are you sure no one is going to come barging in?" asked Harry.
"Yes," said Draco. "If anyone does come, they'll have the decency to knock." He began sucking on one of Harry's nipples. Just as Draco softly bit the tender flesh, making Harry moan loudly, the door burst open. Two girls bounded in, and Harry and Draco sprang apart.
"'They'll have the decency to knock', huh?" said Harry, glaring at the two innocent-looking seventh year girls standing in the doorway.
"Well, everyone except Granger and my cousin," said Draco, pulling a sour face. The girls laughed. "What do you want, Serena?"
"Hermione and I were wondering if you two wanted to sneak out to Hogsmeade," said Serena. "Well, I want to know. Seeing that you're busy, we'll leave." Hermione and Serena moved to leave, but the boys on the bed called them back.
"Since you two completely ruined the mood, we'll come," said Draco. "Just give us a few minutes to get dressed."
"Excellent," said Hermione. "Technically we still have to get permission from Dumbledore, but I think that can be arranged."
"And if he doesn't give us permission, we can go through the passage under the Whomping Willow," said Harry. The girls left the room and the boys extracted themselves from Draco's bed. They pulled their shirts and pants on, and began buttoning each other's shirts.
"You know, as muck as I hate to admit it, we really do owe Serena and Granger for doing this for us," said Draco before kissing his boyfriend.
"What do you propose we do, love?" asked Harry, returning the kiss. "Buy the girls flowers and a thank-you note?"
"Maybe we could, I dunno, return the favor," said Draco, a slightly evil smile gracing his aristocratic features.
"So, you know who they like, huh?" asked Harry.
"Well, I know who Serena likes," said Draco. "Come on, we don't want to keep the girls waiting."
They went down to the Head student's common room to find Serena and Hermione sitting across from each other in front of the fire, conversing with Albus Dumbledore's head.
"Now, you know the curfew rules, right?" he asked. The girls nodded.
"We have to be in our dormitories by ten-thirty," said Hermione. It looked like they would be allowed to go.
"Now, the matter of having a teacher accompany you," said Dumbledore. The girls groaned.
"But we can take care of ourselves, Professor," said Serena, her voice taking on a slightly whiny quality. Dumbledore smiled at the girl.
"I'm fully aware of that, Miss Malfoy," he said. "However, it is school policy that you have a chaperone. Since neither Minerva nor I can accompany you, Severus will have to." Serena's eyes widened.
"I'm not going," said Serena, crossing her arms stubbornly. Hermione rolled her eyes at her friend's child-like behavior.
"Come on Serena, it'll be fun," said Hermione. "Besides, I don't want to be the only girl between two guys who are probably going to end up snogging all night."
"Hey, we won't be snogging all night," said Draco, finally coming over.
"Yeah, we'll only be snogging about seventy-five percent of the time," said Harry. The girls rolled their eyes.
"So it's settled then," Dumbledore said. "I'll summon Severus, and he will meet you down in the entrance hall." With that, Dumbledore's head disappeared from the fire.
"Ready to go?" asked Serena. The boys nodded, and together they left the Head student's dormitories and made their way to the entrance hall.
"So, why does Snape dislike you so much?" asked Harry. Serena muttered something under her breath, but no one heard it.
"Sorry, didn't catch that," said Hermione.
"Leave her alone," said Draco. "She doesn't like to talk about it."
The person to whom I promised free earrings will get them as soon as I have money for postage. A second pair will go to the person who can give me an MP3 of Hemingway Corner's Man on a Mission.
TITLE: Matchmaking Malfoy 2 (egads)
PERPETRATOR: dragonbrat
SUE-O-METER:
(awful)
FULL NAME: Serena Malfoy
SPECIES: Human/Witch
HAIR: not described
EYES: not described
MARKINGS: none mentioned
POSESSIONS: none mentioned
ORIGIN: Draco's cousin. Apparently in the first installment of Matchmaking Malfoy (which you can find here if you want it... I haven't read it and don't mean to), she helped Draco and Harry hook up. Now they mean to return the favour.
CONNECTIONS TO CANON: Draco's cousin. Hooks up with Hermione.
SPECIAL ABILITIES: Turning bitter enemies into lovers through the amazing power of Sue.
NOTES: I'm sure you're all wondering why, if this is the second in a series, I reviewed it and not its predecessor. The answer is quite simple: this is the one with the lesbians.
SAMPLE:
Disclaimer: NOT MINE!!!!!!
Author's Note: Back by popular demand, it's (drum roll please) MATCHMAKING MALFOY 2!!! Yay! I told you people that I would come through for you!
Matchmaking Malfoy 2---Chapter 1
Harry moaned. His boyfriend of one month, Draco Malfoy, had just found the sensitive spot on his neck and had started sucking on it. Draco stopped when he heard the moan.
"Like that do you?" he asked, a playful smile on his face. Draco had been smiling a lot lately, and it wasn't hard to see why.
"Yes," replied Harry, glaring at the blonde because he stopped. "Don't stop!"
Draco shrugged and began sucking on Harry's neck again, producing a good sized love bite. He moved away from Harry's neck and began kissing down his chest.
"Are you sure no one is going to come barging in?" asked Harry.
"Yes," said Draco. "If anyone does come, they'll have the decency to knock." He began sucking on one of Harry's nipples. Just as Draco softly bit the tender flesh, making Harry moan loudly, the door burst open. Two girls bounded in, and Harry and Draco sprang apart.
"'They'll have the decency to knock', huh?" said Harry, glaring at the two innocent-looking seventh year girls standing in the doorway.
"Well, everyone except Granger and my cousin," said Draco, pulling a sour face. The girls laughed. "What do you want, Serena?"
"Hermione and I were wondering if you two wanted to sneak out to Hogsmeade," said Serena. "Well, I want to know. Seeing that you're busy, we'll leave." Hermione and Serena moved to leave, but the boys on the bed called them back.
"Since you two completely ruined the mood, we'll come," said Draco. "Just give us a few minutes to get dressed."
"Excellent," said Hermione. "Technically we still have to get permission from Dumbledore, but I think that can be arranged."
"And if he doesn't give us permission, we can go through the passage under the Whomping Willow," said Harry. The girls left the room and the boys extracted themselves from Draco's bed. They pulled their shirts and pants on, and began buttoning each other's shirts.
"You know, as muck as I hate to admit it, we really do owe Serena and Granger for doing this for us," said Draco before kissing his boyfriend.
"What do you propose we do, love?" asked Harry, returning the kiss. "Buy the girls flowers and a thank-you note?"
"Maybe we could, I dunno, return the favor," said Draco, a slightly evil smile gracing his aristocratic features.
"So, you know who they like, huh?" asked Harry.
"Well, I know who Serena likes," said Draco. "Come on, we don't want to keep the girls waiting."
They went down to the Head student's common room to find Serena and Hermione sitting across from each other in front of the fire, conversing with Albus Dumbledore's head.
"Now, you know the curfew rules, right?" he asked. The girls nodded.
"We have to be in our dormitories by ten-thirty," said Hermione. It looked like they would be allowed to go.
"Now, the matter of having a teacher accompany you," said Dumbledore. The girls groaned.
"But we can take care of ourselves, Professor," said Serena, her voice taking on a slightly whiny quality. Dumbledore smiled at the girl.
"I'm fully aware of that, Miss Malfoy," he said. "However, it is school policy that you have a chaperone. Since neither Minerva nor I can accompany you, Severus will have to." Serena's eyes widened.
"I'm not going," said Serena, crossing her arms stubbornly. Hermione rolled her eyes at her friend's child-like behavior.
"Come on Serena, it'll be fun," said Hermione. "Besides, I don't want to be the only girl between two guys who are probably going to end up snogging all night."
"Hey, we won't be snogging all night," said Draco, finally coming over.
"Yeah, we'll only be snogging about seventy-five percent of the time," said Harry. The girls rolled their eyes.
"So it's settled then," Dumbledore said. "I'll summon Severus, and he will meet you down in the entrance hall." With that, Dumbledore's head disappeared from the fire.
"Ready to go?" asked Serena. The boys nodded, and together they left the Head student's dormitories and made their way to the entrance hall.
"So, why does Snape dislike you so much?" asked Harry. Serena muttered something under her breath, but no one heard it.
"Sorry, didn't catch that," said Hermione.
"Leave her alone," said Draco. "She doesn't like to talk about it."