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1415: Untitled - You-Sue

Mar 17, 2007 14:09

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dru_plus_spike March 17 2007, 19:32:59 UTC

Ron starts to kiss you again and you both end up in a closet and are making out in there and he pulls off freds shirt and you both end up having sex .
Uhm....is this a Fred/Ron/Sue threesome? That's kind of horrible, I hate the idea of imagining any of the Weasleys having sex with each other.

pottersues March 17 2007, 19:38:25 UTC

No, I think "You" are just wearing his shirt from "Your" previous sexcapade with Fred.

dru_plus_spike March 17 2007, 23:50:15 UTC

Uh-uh, I like the Weasleys but I don't like the Weasleys.

jai_chan March 18 2007, 00:27:09 UTC

And that, my dear, is the inherent problem with you-sues. In order to really work, you have to go much further than !~!~!. For it to truly work, it should look something like:

[Insert your name] was on his/her way to [insert title of class you'd be likely to take] when he/she ran into [insert name of character you'd like to do]. [Repeat said character's name] [insert said character's personality-appropriate mannerisms and speech]. [Insert personality-appropriate flirting]. And then they [insert personality-appropriate sexual content]. The end.

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paperschemes March 17 2007, 19:49:26 UTC

*explode*

I DON'T UNDERSTAND.

the only way i could think of to take someone's virginity "in a way" would be if.... WAIT, THERE IS NO WAY TO DO THAT. YOU LOSE, SUETHOR.

fante March 17 2007, 19:51:05 UTC

lolwtf D:

ukrazy March 17 2007, 20:04:04 UTC

Fred:hey yeah i'm virgin,

You:don't worry it dose not hurt.

I can imagine this. . .and it's making me laugh and cry at the same time.

jai_chan March 17 2007, 20:13:39 UTC

Fred:hey yeah i'm virgin,
I just changed my name legally. Virgin Weasley. It's my best prank yet. Too bad it's on myself.

ukrazy March 17 2007, 20:21:54 UTC

I just changed my name legally. Virgin Weasley. It's my best prank yet. Too bad it's on myself.

Hey, at least it doesn't hurt.

sapphire_jazz March 17 2007, 21:30:16 UTC

Does this Suethor think that it hurts a guy when he loses his virginity? I don't get it. I didn't think pain was the initial response most men had to sex...

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jai_chan March 17 2007, 20:12:13 UTC

and potions him self and starts off

So...he polyjuiced himself into himself?

What kind of dirty hooker to you have to be to not only do brothers, but to let them know you're doing them? Hey, I fucked your brother, wanna turn?

Also: !~!~!~!
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I have enough problems with the apostrophe in my last name. The LAST thing I need is more symbols. Do you have any idea how hard it is to file government-y type forms with symbols in your name?

pico_cailin March 17 2007, 20:31:32 UTC

I have enough problems with the apostrophe in my last name. The LAST thing I need is more symbols. Do you have any idea how hard it is to file government-y type forms with symbols in your name?

I know your pain.

lnbw March 17 2007, 20:42:14 UTC

>and potions him self and starts off

So...he polyjuiced himself into himself?

I was thinking that mean that he had to *cough* take a potion to get started. Which I wouldn't really expect of Fred!

jai_chan March 17 2007, 20:43:57 UTC

Honey, what's in that little blue phial?

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