0999: Fate's Strategy - Lilian Chantel Destiny Evans

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TITLE: Fate's Strategy
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[caterinadavinci]

'She had the brightest emerald green eyes that could be mistaken for emerald-diamonds.'

As she walks down the street.
A passerby grabs at her eyes.

"Opps, sorry m'am, I mistook your eyes for emerald diamonds."

Just a pitiful excuse to spork her eyes out.

[caterinadavinci]

Omg first comment! Yes!

[allyness]

Yay for you, fellow Ravenclaw ;) -confetti- =)

[leona_chirer]

And that's without even considering the far more troubling question of what the hell an "emerald diamond" is to begin with.

[ivy_chan]

HOLY SHEET. This is like every wacked-up supernatural mag conspiracy theory fired up, twisted, covered in salt, and baked until it expanded into a giant pretzel of fucked up. I stand in awe. Fate and the Devil in charge of Lily and james' relationship's ups and downs? The Devil CREATING Voldemort just to mess things up for a pair of people who may or not fall in love? This is gorgeous with insanity.

[baranohanayome]

Off-topic, but...much icon love! =D Mikage = <3

[ivy_chan]

Mikage is subterranean, insane, intellectual love.

[baranohanayome]

Funny thing, he's actually slightly more sane than Utena, in that he sees Anthy as an obstacle or threat. =X

[baranohanayome]

Really, Lily is part-veela - her grandmother's side, mind you. An half asian, half french veela. Wierd combination, I know, but blame the ancestry line. Actually, she's know as Jean, something like gene pool, you know? Find her and scold her, not me. Very pretty, well you know that, since she's part-veela. Top student as a matter of fact. In the shoe-in for Head Girl, of course. She's a genuis. Literally. Her IQ is off the charts! She's reserved, not much of a party person. James isn't going to like that.

...That hurts my brain. =X Didn't Lily Evans have red hair, green eyes, and freckles? How on Earth would she look that way if she were "half Asian, half Veela"?

And Jean = gene? Bad form, Suethor, bad form!

[meredydd]

It sounds a shade like someone read "Good Omens" before writing this.. And that kinda scares me a tiny bit.

[queen_kiwi]

That kinda scares me a big bit. *whimper*

[lady_matsu]

Oh dear god! See, this is why brilliant literature should be kept out of the hands of the masses. People will do strange and unforgivable things to it!

[marzipanbaklava]

Oh NO. Don't let my beloved Good Omens be linked in any way with this tripe, please…

[bellereve_]

Wouldn't Fate have been around long before Shakespeare? I mean, he mentions her once or twice or several times in his plays and whatnot.