0742: The Girl Who Was A Boy - Draco Malfoy

[pottersues]

Bowling for Soup, American Hi-Fi, and Simple Plan all sound exactly the same, too. I think this is another conspiracy.

TITLE: The Girl Who Was A Boy (that's ri-ight...)
PERPETRATOR: Jitterbug1

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Comments

[hopefulnebula]

Ow.

Not for the story, but that last couple paragraphs. How could it get worse, indeed.

[hopefulnebula]

Whee, first comment. :D Second time in a week, too.

[hopefulnebula]

Hahaha... I keep talking to myself. But I just love this:

And she’s keeping her name, mostly because I’ve had my fill of Draco being called Dracina or Jasmine/Angelica/Kakalinamarika or whatever. I’m afraid that if I start down that slippery slope the next thing you know Draco will be a gorgeous Veela-girl with a mysterious past and silver eyes flecked with gold that change color when the moon is waning gibbous.

*keeps laughing*

[darklorelei]

That's fantastic! She rocks.

[jetamors]

Hee hee. I love (good) genderbenders.

[asgt]

*applauds* Androgny and all the like is such good fun. Possibly part of the reason for my obession with Rocky Horror Picture Show

[jupiter_star]

*Hugs Draco* Gynecologists scare me too, sweetie...

Yeah, this was surprisingly well done. I quite liked it. And I'm keeping my fingers crossed it doesn't go horribly downhill as it goes on, because it's quite funny. At least if you're tired and have beeng singing for 16 hours with only a 5 hour sleep break...

[grey_bear]

The Granny is called Camilla.

It fits, actually...

[grey_bear]

Ditto! I thought of Camilla and then thought "nnaaaaaaaa!"

[twilekangel]

Camilla is a good, roman name. I like this girl!

[lady_morgana]

A knock sounded and the two female Malfoys turned to see a witch smiling at them. She was wearing glasses and professional looking medical robes. “Hello you two. I’m Deirdre Underwood. I’ll be Draco’s gynecologist. Let’s start your examination, shall we?”

Draco whimpered.

Best two paragraphs EVER!

[darklorelei]

Word! Although Lucius' rant is also classic.

[lady_morgana]

Haha! It was.

[breathesgelatin]

agreed!