0680: Illusion - Hermione Granger (angel)

[pottersues]

I had a fanfiction nightmare last night. I dreamed about an RPF high school AU. Seriously - I had this dream in which a bunch of my favourite musicians were at High School together, and formed a band. When I woke up, I had to go take a shower.

Hermione-Sue Week, Day Six:

TITLE: Illusion
PERPETRATOR: paranoid-pen

SUE-O-METER:

Comments

[jedilora]

Oh god. Now that's bad.

::scrubs brain::

[hopefulnebula]

*dies* Just.... *dies* That's bad. That's very, very, very bad. *stabbity stabbity stab*

[hopefulnebula]

Damn. So close.

I had to laugh at "Blaise Zambini. Change one more letter and it won't matter if Blaise is a "he" or a "she" becuause it'd be clearing up ice rinks.

[jianna]

someone clearly doesn't believe in the imagination of her readers.

[ruination]

"Hermione's parents tell her they're the king and queen of the angels"

At least I haven't heard that one before.

[iczer6]

Wouldn't that make Hermione's parents...God?

[ruination]

Woah....I think so...so Hermione is jesus in a woman suit!?!?!

[princesskraehe]

And when they asked Judas how they would recognise Jesus when they came unto Gethsemane, he replied, 'Simple, it's the one who looks like Kristin Kreuk.'

They never taught us that bit in Catholic school ...

[tetetetigi]

Mischa Barton as Mandy Brocklehurst. Oooh, I think I just threw up a little.

Sean Biggerstaff as Oliver Wood.
... Really? Biggerstaff to play Wood?

a wizard's staff has a knob at the end...

[eridanusus]

That's quite possibly the most perverse thing I've heard this year.

[proudlijaholic]

Dude, Biggerstaff sounds like wizard porn. What an unfortunate coincidence.

*joins in* A wiiiiiiiizaaaaaaaards staaaaaaaaf has a knooooob on the end, knob on the end, knob on the end. *has a high C that can clean glass*