0060: She Won't Always Fall For You - Natasha

[pottersues]

It was a toss-up between this one and a disgusting Ginny-Sue. Since I ate rather a large helping of lasagna at dinner, I decided to go with the one that was less vomit-inducing. Consider yourselves lucky.

TITLE: She Won't Always Fall For You
PERPETRATOR: carAmeLoLLy

SUE-O-METER: (how bad is it?)
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Comments

[anonymous]

I couldn’t even bring myself to read any of it after those first two sentences *yawn*. Especially not after I struggled through her bio which I am now referring to as the Slaughter of the English Language.

[jovial_kitten]

wtf is with these curves in all the right places...ive never met a girl with those...ever!

[aegyptus]

Oh, I've got those. My ass, my boobs and my stomach. Er. Perhaps not.

Seriously though, what would be a curve in the wrong place? *envisions a boob coming out of someone's forehead*

[anoelleona]

My favourite image of curves in the wrong places would be boobs on the knees.

Re:

[jovial_kitten]

ive got a few stomach curves... guessing thats a curve in the wrong place..
haha.
The mary sues are a species,which i've found always have ankle length hair..and curves in the right place.

What?

[anoelleona]

Umm...did author sue get the name of her character confused? She talks about Natasha or Tasha, and then mentions Alex and goes back to calling her Tasha.

She had curves in all the right places

Aww! My favourite Sue cliche! Yay!

[megd]

Why is it that all the "wonderful incredible" students from the US are being mailed off to Hogwarts? Isn't this creating a magic drain in the US? Is it too much to ask that the US keep their own students?

I like how she reverts back to herself toward the end.

From her profile:
do yu relly wansta kno wats goin on in mah borin life? yu do? weyord.. okee.. imma tell ya..

i like stuff, das weyord, like the name billy.. call meeh billy or alex kaez? anewayz, i like black tigers and baby wolves, and i also like the show, gilmore girls, 8 simple rules, and smallville..

kae.. i luv lord of the rings, but i write stories bout harry potter cuz its easier.. and the characters are easier to write about.. kae.. more latahz!

StAy TitE! (o_O) (''')

Yes, I wonder why it started talking about Alex instead of Tasha.

Someone make the grammar rodeo end!

Off to bang my head into a wall.

-Meg

[bzzinglikeneon]

"Are you sure you don't want some of this?" Sirius pointed to his body.

I... don't have words. I can't stop laughing.

I'm sure that was a common phrase in the seventies. Uh, yeah.

[bzzinglikeneon]

You say worse, but that might have been mildly entertaining!