0613: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Commerce - Asuka Langley Soryu

[pottersues]

One day left. 400 minions who have not voted. Last chance, people!

TITLE: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Commerce (Best. Title. EVAH.)
PERPETRATOR: vampriho (nope, too easy)

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Comments

[phaballa]

first commenter? *dances hopefully*
That he was with his friends and having a great time at the Burrow, Rona and Harry playing Qudditch outside.

Who's Rona? Taco Show!Ron?!!

[silvertistel]

Hahaha, my thoughts exactly! Was sort of disappointed by there not being any more references to Taco Show!Ron/a after that. Oh well, can't have it all I suppose.

[jaggedapple]

Greatest explanation of Evangelion EVAR.

And I prefer her name to be romanised as Souryuu 'CAUSE THAT'S THE WAY IT'S WRITTEN. And no calling Rei Wondergirl. That's for a damn fool.

[jaggedapple]

I went to read the rest, and in the second chapter:

An: ok Gendo is a cold ruthless bastard right? Well why not give him more credit? So I made him get a high elf vampire person thingy (Kain) to kill Asuka and Shinji so they become perfect pilots or whatever. This will to lead problems in the future when they go to Hogwarts and racist teacher Umbridge finds out they're part human. And Harry and their little gang kinda have to keep this a secret. So Asuka and Shinji became part angel when two things happened. Asuka when she was mind raped and the angel merged with her. (in my story she becomes part angel) and Shinji when he merges with his Eva at 400% synchronization. Anyways so Dumbledore wants help from Asuka and Shinji to protect Harry and stuff from Voldemort while he sorts out the problem. Do understand it now? 15-year-old minds work kinda weird so please bear with me.?

Wow... yeah... wonderful way to like... avoid having to integrate the back story into the fic. Whatever o_o...

[kylegirl]

Oh, the title! THE TITLE! That's all I had to see before I was crying tiny tears of repressed laughter.

Hee.

[inuki42]

Then the stag ran towards the other one and kicked it against the wall with its hinged legs.

Hinged legs? Ouch.

And much agreement with jaggedapple - absolutely fantastic definition of Evangelion. (So good I passed it on to a rabid friend of mine, and am now waiting for the fallout...)

Look at it this way, though - at least there's paragraphs... and some vague idea of grammar and punctuation. It doesn't make any SENSE, but it's readable nonsense.

[periazhad]

the author's name....

[wootduosmaster]

Yes, a witty cross between the probably nonexistant masculine form of ampohora and vampire. Its so they can be transported easily, vampires being liquid and all.

Wonder if the "Half Elves" get to sail to valinor or they have an eva suit to do it for them?

[waysmeanstonola]

ah, the ancient greek vamphoras. if i was actually into archaeology, i'd be making them the subject of my thesis.

[tetetetigi]

ding!

/hellenist.