0057: Harry potter and the oracle of gryfindorter - Kathryn

[pottersues]

The Author's Notes alone are terrifying...

TITLE: Harry potter and the oracle of gryfindorter
PERPETRATOR: sailorsunandchildofthesun

SUE-O-METER: (how bad is it?)
 WRITING:

Comments

[electricchick]

Potions brewing of intermediate wizards

Put three intermediate wizards, a cup of frog eyes, armadillo skin, and basil in a large cauldron. Simmer for twenty minutes, place in purple 3 1/2 inch tall bottles...

I'm sorry. That's pretty much all I got out of this fic. XD

[pottersues]

You're complaining?

[katmillia]

*cries*

My name is Kathryn! No one spells it that way! Now I feel all dirty and icky and gross! Leave my name alone, can't they make up some super-rare Sue names?

[katmillia]

My best friend's name is Kathryn, so I guess you (and the Sue) aren't the only ones. Damnit, I get my name (Natasha) screwed over by Sues all the time.

They probably *would* go make up their own names, but whenever they do, the name sounds extraordinarily dumb *points at LOTR Sues*

[anoelleona]

Kathryn? Is this my sister?

Sue is described like my sister...well, maybe her hair doesn't fall to the ground in a french braid as Sue's does, and I highly doubt that she would walk around in a skirt and knee high boots, and a tacky silver halter neck...that and my sister is only ten...

I like to think my sister isn't quite so...icky for lack of a better word. Ugh. Why can't Sue call herself some Sue-ishy name and leave a good name like my sister's alone. Ugh.

um

[anonymous]

um,
does this person really not know that Hedwig is an owl, or is it just me?

Re: um

[steeple333]

Given how Hedwig can suddenly lift and maneuver a broom, I suppose not.