0056: It's Tough to be Snape's Daughter - Saukara Snape

[pottersues]

This has twenty-six chapters. I refuse to read more than two, which means I've probably missed a lot of Sueage.

TITLE: It's Tough to be Snape's Daughter
PERPETRATOR: Saukara Snape (HELP!)

SUE-O-METER: (how bad is it?)
 WRITING:

Comments

[donna_c_punk]

I sighed and threw a black cloak over myself, then turned, exited the bathroom, and started down the stairs. I nearly collided with my father halfway up; he seemed to be struggling up the steps, clutching the banister. He threw a shocked look at my attire, which was clearly visible from under my cloak

[hikari]

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that... don't they seems a little "close" for father and daughter?

[anonymous]

For some reason, I can't get past "Elf-Nymph" either... but only because it's redundant and somehow reminds me of the phrase "ass-butt".

And now you've got me thinking: "Who's your daddy?" "Snape's my daddy!" waaah bad pron music. *dies*

[clairederbar]

You know what's almost worse? Reading some of the 261(!?!?) 'reviews' of that piece of crap. They're so bad, they seem like a parody...but they aren't....which makes them v. scary!

[electricchick]

especially this review:

me and sauki write funny notes to each other in school and we act like a bunch of really really hyper people. so that answers your question.also sauki has a rare talent of good writting.I feel so caring right now.

You know, if the 'talent' of writing crazy Mary Sues is so rare, why is this community so busy? *grins*

Re:

[clairederbar]

Hey, she may have good 'writting', but we're talking about her crap-ass WRITING skills! I guess we don't even need mention spelling....

And what the heck is it with all these brats dismissing their lack of effort with "Oooh! i'm hyper lol" ad nauseum. They ought to be on medication, then!

[rhipowered]

She 'has a rare talent of good writting'.

So the good writing sits in her pocket until she needs it, right? I'm picturing something like a muse.

[alryssa]

My ears were like normal ears, but from the top half up each edge grew close together until they reached a sharp tip. They were my mother's. I hated them.

Well, give them back to her then, you moron! *tut*

[alryssa]

Why would people be prejudiced against her because of her ears? I can see being prejudiced against her because she thinks she's the daughter of an elf-nymph from Egypt (yeah, sweetie, Egptian mythology is just full of Celtic/Scandanavian and Greek hybrids. It's a very popular summer resort) but her ears?

I'm not saying there's no prejudice in the wizarding world but most of it seems to be directed against Muggles and non-magic uses doesn't it?

I mean there was some prejudice against Giants because they were mostly evil but most people seemed happy enough to have a part-Veela around?

Hmm...unless by elf she meant a house elf like Dobbie? Which, although obviously leaving Snape in need of some possible therapy, would be interesting. Or at least funny.

[uchidachi]

while I lived at his manor, I'd been trying to reaccustom him to having a child around. At that female who thus needed some extremely personal items

guh... snape... feminine products.... *brain explodes*